I forgot to put this in my last chapter and I'm too much of a lazy bitch to go back and edit it in.
In Half Moon Cay, we spent all day at the beach and I got fucking tan as hell. And I wasn't even trying.
This is a slight problem for me because I was already really dark for an Asian. Because in most Asian cultures, the lighter your skin, the prettier you seem. So I'm basically a monster at this point.
Between my group of tight friends, I have been called and called my self yellow, caramel and mocha. Case in point, I'm a dark Asian, which is saying something because there are only about 6 of us in the school. We're like a fucking endangered species. And I in North Carolina so I'm basically a dark skinned Asian hillbilly...yeah, go ahead and laugh at that picture for a while.
I went from yellow to orange in a day and I start school again soon so I am preparing myself for the torment to come my way from this one specific, short ass, self proclaimed back, motherfucker.
(Also, when does school start for those of you who know me? I seriously have no idea.)
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Screw You
DiversosI've always wanted to do a hate/rant book but I always thought, "Someone is going to get extremely offended by me!" I then realized I don't care. At all. *Warning: If you are sensitive or easily offended by language, or offensive humor and opinio...
