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Chapter 8 - Boogies' Poem

After recess pumasok na ulit ang mgakakaibigan

Neneng: Ngayon lang yata ako magrerecite sa harap ng klase at  english pa ~!

Bugoy: Ha?! May assignment ba? paano ka nag-ka assignment eh absent tayo kahapon?

Joey: Goy recitation ngayon , last week pa binigay yung assignment na yan.

Bugoy: Anak ng tinola bakit hindi ko alam?

Clarisse: Wala kang assignment ?

Bugoy: Hindi ko nga alam na may assignment

Joey: Anong nangyayari sa iyo ? nasaan ka nung binigay yan? Nasa ibang dimension?

-Pumasok ang teacher-

Teacher: I hope you all have your assignment for today, after recitation that's when the time you will submit your work. Some might not recite today but we will still continue the recitation tomorrow. Shall we start?

-Pinagdadasal na lang ni bugoy na hindi siya tawagin at matapos na ang klase-

Teacher: And for the last student who will recite for today, Boogie Casimiro! The floor is yours. Tell us something about the poem you made

-Kapag minamalas nga naman , yun na lang nasambit ni Boogie sa sarili niya. Tumayo si Boogie at humarap sa klase-

Boogie:  My poem is all about love.

-Hiyawan ang klase-

Teacher: Keep quiet class !!! Please proceed Boogie.

Boogie:

I may not have diamond even silver or gold,

I don't have all the wealth in the world to offer you.

All i have is this feeling for you that I know it's true,

I'm just a simple guy,

a person who watched you as the time flies.

A person who is silently loving you and don't ask anything in return,

I will always be there, in your sadness , fears and cheers.

To listen to your stories, to comfort you if you're feeling blue.

To protect you if needed.

All I wanted for you is to be happy,  just to see you smile make my day complete.

Because the day I met you I know I'm already in love with you......

Clarisse: And I love you too...

- Natameme ang buong klase-

Teacher: 100% for memorizing your poem ,  no need to submit. Class, tomorrow I want you to memorize your poem and not just reading it in front of the class ! And Ms. Clarisse, give respect when someone is reciting, don't make fool out of them, understand?

-Tahimik lang si Clarisse-

-Sa likod  nagbubulungan ang dalawa-

Joey: What the fuck happened? What the hell was that? Anyare?

Neneng: I don't know... para akong nahilo na may intensity ..

Joey: Let me get this straight. Sinagot ba ni Clarisse si Boogie sa harapan ng klase?

Neneng: Nag propose ba si Boogie sa harap ng klase?

Joey: So sila na ?

Neneng: Parang ganun na nga, hangtende! Impromptu

-Napasigaw si Joey-

Joey: Tangina asteeg ka boogie ! Nadale mo kid !

Teacher: Watch your word young man ! Go to the principal office !!!!!

Joey: Na naman ?

- Principal office-

Principal: You know that we don't tolerate ang pagmumura sa loob ng campus and hopefully you can get rid that attitude of yours. Tinawagan ko ang father mo, papunta na siya dito.

Joey: Ma'm kasi..

Principal: Do not reason out ! Umupo ka dyan at hintayin natin ang tatay mo, simula pa lang ng school year twice ka ng napunta dito. I don't expect this from a 1st section student.

- Naupo si Joey at hanggang dumating ang kanyang erpats. -

Father: Good morning ma'm principal

Principal: Good morning Mr. Agaton, I'm sorry i have to call you regarding your son behavior in the classroom. Pasensya ka na sir at naabala pa kita sa gtna ng iyong trabaho at serbisyo

Father: Ano po ba ginawa ng anak kong kalokohan

Principal: Madalas siyang sumigaw sa loob ng klase at ngayon naman natututo ng magmura ang anak niyo and we do not tolerate this in our campus.

Father: Alam mo kang bata ka bakit napaka (Bleep!) mo ! Kung hindi ka ba naman (Bleep!) Pasasakitin mo lang ulo na nanay mo sa (Bleep!) (Bleep!) (Bleep!) (Bleep!)!!!!

Principal: Ehem like I said Mr. Agaton, WE DON'T TOLERATE SWEARING INSIDE THE CAMPUS AND EVEN OUTSIDE THE CAMPUS.

Father: Sorry Ms. Principal , hayaan niyo po hindi na uulitin ng anak ko yan . Sisiguraduhin ko yan.

Principal: Yun lang po ang nais kong iparating , marami pong salamat sa oras niyo sa pagpunta dito.

-Habang palabas ng Principals office pingot pingot si Joey ng kanyang ama-

Joey: Tay masakit

Father: Ay pasensya na , ang selan naman ng Principal niyo .. bawal magsalita ng (Bleep!) (Bleep!) at (Bleep!)

Joey: 'Tay wag mo na sasabihin kay nanay ha

Father: Sige sa isang kundisyon, ikaw maglalaba sa sabado.

Joey: Pambihira

Father: oooppps laba o susumbong  kita ?

Joey: Laba syempre!

Father: Ok basta wag ka ng sigaw ng sigaw sa classroom niyo , wala ka sa bahay !

Joey: Tay may 50 pesos ka ?

Father: Pambihira naman ! Ako itong pulis ako pa kinikikilan mo, ang labo !

Joey: Sige na tay

Father: Heto bente

Joey: Ang kunat naman

Father: May baon ka kada linggo di ba ? Ubos na yun ?

Joey: Extra lang ito tay .. Sige po ingat , balik na ako sa classroom