Ready in: about 18 years
Ingredients:
* 1 heart
* 2 lungs
* 2 graceful yet shaky hands
* 1 brain WITH neurotransmitters - if you can't make your own neurotransmitters, store bought is fine
* 4 lbs of math skills
* 2 pretty eyes with exceptionally good eye sight
* 1 lb of goldfish
* 2 healthy, kind parents
* A healthy dose of anxiety, and then some
* 1 lb of a strange attachment to anything and everything
* 1 small stomach
* About 300 migraines - save some to dust over top
* A dash of memory loss for good measure
* A love of cats
* A pinch of cat allergies
* Many memories of night terrors - it doesn't matter how many; she'll turn out the same
* 2 cups of a tendency to ruin food
* 1 messy room
* 1 or 2 cups of Obsessive Compulsions
* 1 lb of sarcasm, extra salty
* 1 passion for singing
* 14 years of classical piano
Directions:
Mix well, bake at 400° for 9 months, let stand for 17 years, sprinkling the remaining migraines over top when finished.
