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itty bitty titty committee 🤡🔫
members: jiminxpark, ripyoongi, yaboyhobi_, moonchild.joonie, jin.exe

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parkxjimin has added jeon.97 to the chat!

j.k 🎈
whomst the fuck

jiminie ⭐️
sup dumb bitch 🤪

joon 🌙
jeonnn!

j hoe
oh lookie here it's mr edge lord 😩

j.k 🎈
shut the fuck up.

j hoe
ouch okay 😔👉👈

j.k 🎈
tf is this?

MIN YOONGI.
hell.

jiminie ⭐️
shhhh >:(

MIN YOONGI.
sorry.

j.k 🎈
okay but deadass wtf is this?

joon 🌙
jin wants to host a partyyy

j.k 🎈
okay and?

seokjin | 👑
and i need help u shithead

j.k 🎈
and who said i'm a good party planner?

seokjin | 👑
tf u ain't planning shit sweetie
you're inviting people 💆‍♀️

j.k 🎈
this is stupid
i'm leaving.

jiminie ⭐️
kookieeee u know more people that all of us combined :((
please?

j.k 🎈
no.

j hoe
i'll do your homework for a month

j.k 🎈
no. i already have someone doing my homework for me.

seokjin | 👑
i'll stop annoying u

j.k 🎈
we both know that's not true.

seokjin | 👑
this is why you're single

j hoe
PFFFT

MIN YOONGI.
i really want to get fucking drunk so jungkook i'd appreciate if you helped us or i'll expose your ass.

j.k 🎈
expose me?
there's nothing to expose.

MIN YOONGI.
your closet says otherwise. 🤷‍♀️

j.k 🎈
how the fuck-
okay fine. i'll help.
only because i want to get drunk as fuck.

joon 🌙
oh god
don't get too drunk, do u guys remember what happened at the last party?

j hoe
not really lmao

joon 🌙
yeah because you were high off your mind 🤨

jiminie ⭐️
wAIT
isn't that how me and yoongi met 🥺🥺

MIN YOONGI.
oh shit yeah.

seokjin | 👑
i'm such a matchmaker 🥰

MIN YOONGI.
nah.
it's not your fault that i found jimin half naked in my bed 🤷‍♀️

j hoe
wh-

seokjin | 👑
listen u guys would of just been a one night stand if it wasn't for my extravagant ass 😘

j.k 🎈
i really didn't have to know that.

seokjin | 👑

j hoe
EW OUTDATED MEME

seokjin | 👑
SHUT YOUR BITCH ASS UP

jiminie ⭐️
he snapped-

joon 🌙
okay anyways,,
the party is going to be this saturday!
so kooks invite as many people as possible ^^

j.k 🎈
mmmk.

MIN YOONGI.
invite your little boyfriend.

j.k 🎈
what?
who?

j hoe
OH SHIT YEAH HAHAJSJS
tAEHYUNG

j.k 🎈
he's not my boyfriend hyung.

MIN YOONGI.
mhm.

j.k 🎈
i'm not interested in him either so shut the fuck up.

seokjin | 👑
i literally don't care if he's your boyfriend, fuck buddy, dog (i don't what kinky shit you're into) just invite them 🥰

jiminie ⭐️
that's a good idea !
tae's really popular, maybe he can help us-

j.k 🎈
no.
leave him out of this mess, i'll invite him.

joon 🌙
okay it's settled!
promise me you guys won't get too messed up :(
that last party was a mistake.

jiminie ⭐️
r u saying me and yoongi's relationship was a mistake? 😡

joon 🌙
wait nonono i didn't mean-

jiminie ⭐️
skdjksksksk hyung im just messing with u

joon 🌙
oh...

j.k 🎈
i'm gonna head out.
bye.

j hoe
when will kooks stop using periods 😔😔

MIN YOONGI.
idk.

jiminie ⭐️
you do the same thing-

MIN YOONGI.
shut up doll. 👀🖤

jiminie ⭐️
😔❤️

seokjin | 👑
oh god
this is gonna be a mess 🗿