Sorry, I Don't Date Singers.

The Sun

I threw on my white bikini with a gold sequin pattern that was in a row on the right side of one cup. The matching bottoms had a similar design with ties on the sides. I threw on a pair of ripped up denim shorts along with a band tank top. I slipped on my black gladiator sandals after I quickly ran a brush through my hair. I decided against make up since we were swimming.

I went downstairs and smirked at Adam, taking a bite of the sand which he made me. I walked over to him and took it out of his hands with my mouth, since I was carrying my back pack in my arms.

I nodded my had to the stairs "ghuo ghwert rrwediey."

"Blah huh wah wah?" Adam mimicked my mumbling.

I rolled my eyes and spit my sand which down on the plate. "Go. Get. READY!"

"Okay mom."

"You're such a child."

"But you still love me!"

"Debatable. Now go!" I yelled, throwing a paper plate at him like a frisbee.

"Okay. Okay! When we get home you're getting some anger management lessons." He said, going up the stairs before permanent damage could be done to his face.

As soon as Adam went upstairs, Kap started barking and growling from somewhere nearby.

"Kap! Get over here!" I yelled, eating my sand which.

When he ignored me and kept growling I knew something was up. I walked toward the sound, which ended up being a few feet from the back door. Kap had, who I presume to be, Blake pressed up against it with his hands up.

"Do you always walk in unannounced?" I asked with a raised eyebrow.

"Yes! Adam gave me a spare key since he tends to lock himself out! Call him down here, I swear. Just call off your dog." He seemed panicked.

I laughed and called off Kap. He walked over to Blake and sniffed him before coming back to my side.

"You might want to knock next time, lol." I laughed.

He gave a an amused look. "Did you just say "lol" out loud?"

"Well, yeah? Adam says it a lot in his texts, so I thought it was normal. I swear if he was trying to make me look stupid.." I growled.

Blake laughed, "No he wasn't. Everyone texts it, just... never heard it out loud I guess."

"Well expand your minds horizons while I expand myself back to the fridge. I was gunna have a long twig before you broke in. Want one?" I asked him.

"A what!" He exclaimed, his accent showing more as he got excited.

I pulled a popsicle out of the freezer and handed him one.

"Oh! A BIG STICK! That's what you mean." He sniggered. "Yeah, these are awesome on sunburned lips."

"Sunburned lips? That's a thing?" I asked shocked.

"Forgot. Italians don't burn."

"I see you two have already met." Adam appeared in the doorway.

"Want a long twig?" Blake asked Adam, eating his popsicle.

"What the f-" Adam started to ask Blake until I shoved a big stick in his mouth, mid sentence.

"You're a dork." Blake laughed at me.

Finally we made our way to the lake. Miranda, Blake's wife, was really sweet. Maybe too sweet at times, as well as innocent. But she had a big heart and loved Blake, that much was obvious. Blake wouldn't drop the whole 'long twig' incident until I threatened to make his stick into firewood; if you catch my drift.

The lake was secluded except for about two other small groups. But it was large enough we didn't bother any of them. The weather was beautiful as usual. The cool water felt nice on our hot skin. Kap was loving the water and was relaxing in the sun next to Miranda and I.

Miranda was going on about Blake and begging for more details on Justin. I was in the middle of telling her how we were doing and stuff like that when a teenage girl yelling caught my attention.

I sat up in my bathing suit and looked over a little ways away to see two younger, maybe 16, girls picking on one girl. They seemed to be taunting her when she was trying to push them away.

"That's bullshit." I got up and started walking towards them.

"Hey! What the hell's wrong with you?" I yelled once I got closer.

"Yea freak, what's wrong with you?" The taller of the two girls said.

"I was talking to you two." I glared at them.

"Us? This girls the real problem here!" The taller one half whined, half yelled.

"Yea! She's so.. Ew." The shorter one spoke up.

It was easy to see who was the lamb and who was the herder here.

"You're the one who's gross. Picking on someone, why? Because she's different than you? God forbid someone think for themselves." I glared at the shorter girl. "Not everyone wants to be a stuck up bitch like you."

"Excuse me? You are far too pretty to stick up for this loser." The taller girl said. "And actually I- OHMYGOD! That's Blake Shelton! Tif, that's Blake! Quick, take the loser and get out of here. Actually wait, stay you two make me look way better." She said, combing her fingers through her hair.

She looked to me, "Leave whore, you make me look bad."

Oh hell no. "I'm going to beat the shi-"

I felt a hand go over my mouth and another around my waist, easily picking me up into the air and walking me away.

"Blake wait!" That girl just couldn't shut up.

He turned to her, still holding me and my mouth(which was good because I had some choice words for her). He gave her a scoff, "If I ever have a daughter like you I would be so ashamed. " He turned to the girl they were picking on. "You okay sweetheart?"

I saw the girl finally look up. She nodded and before walking away, mouthed a thank you.

Blake walked me back to his Truck and sat me in the passenger seat. "Now you, my little fireball, sit tight until I come back with the other two. It's getting late and I'm starved."

It turns out Miranda ran to get Blake after she saw me take off. Then the rest was history. But Blake's right. I'm starved.

So so sorry for the long wait :( I went camping for a week and work with college is a no bueno combo(free time wise). Anyway, hope the makes up for it :) more to come soon! Gunna be heating things up soon too (in more ways than one (; )

Oh! And shout out to @gaskarths_girlfriend for catching my Skyrim reference!