ask and dare bad end friends #2

bad end friends vines 2

*beep*

Beast wirt: *wirt trying to turn on the lights but it couldn't turn on* Morty you didn't pay the power bill are you serious.

Paloma: *Paloma comes out with a guitar and plays it and sings* 🎶when your lights don't work like they used to be🎶.

Beast wirt: Paloma shut the fuck up.

*beep*

Evil morty: *Morty trys to flirt with a Mexican girl but, he doesn't know how so Marco helps him* are your sure this is going to work.

Demon Marco: yeah.

Evil morty: *Morty goes to the girl and says* tengo una pequena Polla. ( I have a small dick).

The girl: hahahaha.

Evil morty: what the fuck Marco. *Marco runs away*

*beep*

Red leader tord: calling people daddy is gross.

Beast wirt: stop kinkshaming me.

Red leader tord: kinkshaming is my kink.

Beast wirt: ahhhhhhhhhh.

*beep*

Frisk genocide: *frisk she that *finn has carrots* finn, go put those carrots back.

Ice finn: you can't make me do anything😞.

*beep*

Birthday Mabel: ugh, I have no friends .

Steven diamond: AHEAM bitch what am I a roach.

*beep*

Mewberty star: girl laugh completely depends on whether or not the guy's around. If a guy's around *laughs sweetly* hahah. If he is not. *laughs wired* HAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

*beep*

Demon Marco: *Paloma and Marco go to the forest and found people* look survivors.

Paloma: *Paloma looks at a guy and she thinks he cute* oh he is kinda cute.

Demon Marco: *Marco gets mad and, snaps his fingers and the guy was on fire* WHOOPS.

*beep*

Red leader tord: *when tord is drunk* 🎶TAKE ME INTO YOUR FUCKIN ARMS🎶.

*beep*

Evil morty: so basically what I was thinking of is- *bipper punch him in the face* ah fuck I can't believe you done that.