Bipper: taking my friend wirt Christmas shopping *wirt had a blindfold on* alright take it off.
Beast wirt: *he takes of the blindfold and sees a coffin* you mother fuc-
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Welcome to the Christmas vines were these retarded people are gonna ruin Christmas.
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Demon Marco: 🎶your a mean one señor grinch. You take presents and cookies and milk with a little bit of tequila with it🎶.
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Ice finn: *trying to get out of the Christmas lights* someone help.
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Red leader tord: what norwegian people don't have an angel at the top of their Christmas tree because where the fuck WOULD THE VODKA BE.
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Paloma: Mabel it's Christmas.
Birthday Mabel: *wakes up for her bed* CHRISTMAS *breaks the door and slides down stairs* I'M COMING SANTA.
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Red leader tord: tossed me my keys *wirt throws a Christmas tree* I said my keys.
Beast wirt: I thought you said Christmas tree.
Red leader tord: why the fuck would I say Christmas tree.
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Frisk genocide: released all the sounds that are trapped in your mind.
Bipper: ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhbhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
Frisk genocide: cipher are you okay.
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Steven diamond: 🎶it's beginning to look a lot like Christmas which means presents for everybody but not to expensive.🎶
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Evil morty: 🎶first day of Christmas my true love game to me🎶 nothing because I'm single and I'm never gonna be in a relationship.
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Ice finn: okay you can do this *trys to wrap the gifts*
A few minutes later
Mewberty star: are you okay?
Ice finn: *is wrap as a Christmas gift* CALL 911.
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Demon Marco: *Marco and Paloma were under a mistletoe* *gasp* mistletoe. *trys to kiss Paloma*
Paloma: *blush* NOPE *jumps out of a window* YEET.
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Birthday Mabel: how we're gonna get the star up top.
Ice finn: I got it *jumps in the Christmas tree and falls down with it* ow
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Ice finn: *wakes up runs down stairs and pushes everyone and opens his gift and it was overwatch 2* FUCK YEAAAAAAAAH.
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Bipper: this song is about what I want for Christmas *plays the piano* money.
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Ice finn: it's beginning to look a lot like-
Evil morty: FINN SHUT THE FUCK UP.
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Marry Christmas everyone 🖤
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ask and dare bad end friends #2
Fanfictionread the the first ask and dare the bad end friends book. anyways I hope you guys enjoy.