tiktok compilation part 2

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Mewberty star: *in hour ago she came back from the store with the girls and decided to take a little nap and watch anime but bipper burst in her room looking grumpy* what's up you?

Bipper: you been home for in hour and a half. Not even once, not one time you tried to cuddle me and it's pissing me fuck off. I want my fucking cuddles.

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Red leader tord: *he dies with laughter because he remembers what he did in middle school* when I was 13 I used to go to my exhibits teacher class every day after school to watch hentai. Pretending that I was doing homework. And she know the whole time. And she was too embarrassed to tell me. And I found out by looking at her laptop one day by accident and realize she could she all the screens. Hahahaha and she was like "i just bring this up to tell you" hahaha XD.

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Demon Marco: hey how you doing?

Paloma: not today satan.

Demon Marco: I'm not satan baby I am- *Paloma gets a cross out and and hits on Marco's head*

Paloma: you are the devil. Go away devil. See that, that's how you get rid of a demon.

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Paloma: *she sees a depressed reader and runs up to them* I'm sorry is that I tear I see rolling down your cheek will guess what? If you keep it up I'll will fucking hug you and maybe cuddle you and remind you how fucking beautiful and important you are.

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Ice finn: can you believe they're still together after all the shit they went through.

Beast wirt: who?

Ice finn: your butt cheeks XD.

Beast wirt: oh God XD.

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Red leader tord: who is a gorgeous bitch? You're a gorgeous bitch. PERIODT.

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Evil morty: *he sneezes* oh I'm sorry I'm just allergic to BULLSHIT.

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Frisk genocide: where's my fucking knife?

Paloma: frisk there are kids around here please say it nicely.

Frisk genocide: may I question of where is my fucking knife.

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Steven diamond: hey Mabel if Donald Trump was dying what would your 2 last words be saying to him?

Birthday Mabel: eat shit.

Steven diamond: XD.

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Frisk genocide: *sees tord drops money on the ground* tord don't drop the money to the ground we need that. What charity are you supporting?

Red leader tord: a charity to get my hentai collection back. *flaaaaassshhhh baaaaaccccccck. The bad end friends get out of a helicopter from an adventure they all went and tord left his hentai on the helicopter and it was about to exploded* holy shit what the fuck. *he try to get in the helicopter* I left my hentai collection back in that fucking helicopter. *but sadly for him the helicopter exploded before he could get any closer. End of flash back* so recently it was a horrible catastrophe.

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