Paloma: *Paloma sees some old photos of tord and wirt when they were normal back then* you guys still look damn good. You might had a lot of people liking you.
Beast wirt: yeah that happened a lot.
Red leader tord: what the fuck your talking about I still get the nice bitches what are you talking about.
Beast wirt: what! *wirt smacks tord head*
Paloma: hahahahaha XD
Beep
Paloma: *Paloma goes to a Mexican restaurant* hey do you guys have enchiladas?
The worker: uh spice or no spice?
Paloma: it's salsa or no salsa dude not spice or no spice.
The worker: salsa or no salsa?
Paloma: of course salsa dude what do I look like a American girl?
Beep
Red leader tord: *wirt and tord were fighting in a church* alright come down just let a chance to apologize.
Beast wirt: for what? *tord made him trip down*
Red leader tord: that for example.
Beast wirt: you sneaky son of a-
Red leader tord: uh ah ah watch it your in a church.
Beast wirt: are you always this charm or am I just lucky.
Beep
Mewberty star: FUCK YOU!
Evil morty: FUCK YOU
Steven diamond: FUCK BOTH OF YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP! WHY ARE YOU GUYS YELLING AT EACH OTHER WE'RE TRYING TO GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE. I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND GET MYSELF A MCWHOPER FROM BURGER KING EVEN THOUGH I DON'T LIKE BURGER KING AND BURGER KING IS SHIT!
Beep
Demon Marco: what have you become finn!
Ice finn: they said that I could be anything so I became a bottle of wine.
Demon Marco: no XD.
Beep
Red leader tord: I'm a barbie bitch. Sucking wirt dick. Life in plastic IT'S FANTASTIC.
Beep
Demon Marco: hey Paloma have you heard of Disney plus?
Paloma: .........SHUT THE FUCK UP.
Demon Marco: XD.
Meanwhile
Demon Marco: hey babe.
Paloma: *she was in the bathroom washing her hands* what do you want I'm washing my hands?
Demon Marco: have you heard of disney plus?
Paloma: FUCKING FUCK YOUR DISNEY PLUS. *she drop the soap and fallen* AH SHIT I FUCKING FALL
demon Marco: are you okay?
Paloma: I JUST FUCKING FALL GOD DAMNIT.
Demon Marco: I see that babe. But really have you heard of disney plus?
Paloma: FUCK YOURSELF.
Demon Marco: hahaha XD.
Meanwhile
Demon Marco: hey Paloma.
Paloma: what?
Demon Marco: have you heard of disney plus?
Paloma: *Paloma kicked Marco out of the house*
Demon Marco: babe let me in 🎶do you want to build a snowman🎶?
Paloma: 🎶BITCH YOU CAN GO THE FUCK AWAY. I DON'T NEED YOUR ASS ANYMORE YOUR SUCH A DICK AND FUCK YOU DISNEY PLUS🎶.
Beep
Evil morty: hey girl I can make your dreams come true.
Frisk genocide: morty what the hell are you doing XD
Evil morty: FRISK IT'S A VIDEO GET OUT OF MY ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM.
Beep
Bipper: haha so a guy beat you up in a game.
Birthday Mabel: wow good one do you even remember the last time that star got up top of you.
Bipper: BIO.
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ask and dare bad end friends #2
Fanfictionread the the first ask and dare the bad end friends book. anyways I hope you guys enjoy.
