ask and dare bad end friends #2

can you spell eye

*finn and Paloma were playing legends of zelda breath of the wild. Finn was playing a boss battle*

Ice finn: isn't it supposed to get him right in the eye. *a monster starts to fight with link in the battle of the game* ow come on let me win.

Paloma: like eye fucked up like e-y-e.

Ice finn: huh e-y-e that's ewe.

Paloma: ... *she looks at him like 'you do know you spelled it wrong'* are you fucking serious?

Ice finn: yeah.

Paloma: e-w-e is spelled ewe finn.

Ice finn: no e-y-e... oh my bad! Yeah I was thinkin' of that.

Paloma: oh my God! XD

Ice finn: I- whatever I just misheard you and I misthought it.

Paloma: you did not mishear me, you repeated what I said.

Ice finn: nooo I don't- I just-

Paloma: and then you spelled it wrong! A three letter word!

Ice finn: I know I'm embarrassed. 😓

Paloma: you wanna try spelling 'the'? What's this word t-h hahaha.

Ice finn: I'm sorry it just I got all flustered.

Paloma: oh my God I will never forget this hahaha XD

Ice finn: no damnit.

Few years later when finn and frisk have there first baby

Paloma: haha isn't that ewe?

Ice finn: stop shut up your embarrassing me.

Paloma: well I mean fuck everyone knows it hahaha.

Now as years pass they turn old

Paloma: you can't spell eye.

Ice finn: I can I just saw let as e-w-e I have problems with that alright.

Paloma: hahahah.

Now as dead spirits

Paloma: *chuckles*

Ice finn: I'M SORRY OKAY!

Ice finn: Paloma you an asshole.

Paloma: can you spell 'Paloma'?

Ice finn: I...