Warning this chapter has some strong language and if you are not in to it please don't read it but if you're one of those people who don't give a shit, hop in and this is just for fun. hope you enjoy this chapter.🖤
*the dinner of Thanksgiving was starting and everyone gathered for a lovely thankful night*
Birthday Mabel: Dear lord, thank you for this bountiful feast in this Thanksgiving in which we are about to receive as we stand at the precipice of our own extinction maybe find comfort in our final moments one last time as a family amen.
Beast Wirt: so everyone how was your day going so far?
Mewberty star: Me, Frisk, and Mabel put our crosses in our bodies.
Paloma: I told everyone to get fucked.
Beast Wirt: Paloma!
Red leader Tord: Where?
Paloma: And then I stabbed a kid.
Frisk genocide: Well at least ten of us are getting into heaven.
Beast Wirt: Frisk is right Paloma. We picked a religion.
Paloma: Satanism is a religion Wirt, and I told you my name is echo noir
Bipper: Haha my name is hungry. *Bipper starts shoving food in his mouth*
Beast Wirt: Elbows off the goddamn table this is literally the last time I'm gonna tell you this.
Bipper: comments like those that have been slowly wanting me to see you getting fucked hard by Tord.
Beast Wirt: I'm so glad we're gonna forget it shit.
Bipper: I can't hear you lalalalala *he covers his ears with his fingers and trys to ignore Bipper*
Beast Wirt: Look at me Cipher, look at me right in the cock eye
Bipper: All I heard was cock.
Mewberty Star: *she gives Morty hand signals saying 'have fun in hell' and he kicked her under the table* OW.
Beast Wirt: What just happened?!
Mewberty Star: He kicked me!
Evil Morty: I kicked her right in the pussy.
Beast Wirt: Damnit Morty.
Steven diamond: I'm gonna die with so many regrets.
Birthday Mabel: Me too I've never made love.
Paloma: Oh you're not missing much Mabel. You know how hard it is to pronounce the word stop when a dick is in you mouth.
Ice Finn: I regret not being abopted.
Bipper: Oh you are Finn.
Ice Finn: What!
Red leader Tord: I'm just gonna come out, and say it. I've always wanted to be a fine ass man, and Wirt your the are so a fine ass.
Beast Wirt: shut the hell up Larsson.
Red leader Tord: I've been wanting you to for years. Wirt for sure well give me some fun after this damn dinner. See the way he teases me. *Wirt now who is annoyed gets his axe and throws it Tord but, he caught it in time* See how ready I was for that!
Demon Marco: Well I'm ready for this dinner to be over. This food tastes like a pigeons asshole.
Bipper: Well that'll be the quaaludes.
Demon Marco: The fuck do you mean Bipper?!
Bipper: Oh yeah I put the rest of my quaaludes in everyone's dinner. *everyone started to spit out their food* I just wanted us to go out numb.
3 minutes later
Paloma: *she draws a lot upside down crosses in her face* We're not alone.
Demon Marco: *his hands are bloody and so as his mouth* I can't stop eating my fingers.
Frisk genocide: I'm discovering a new color
Steven diamond: Poop is coming out of my asshole right now- it's done.
Ice Finn: Am I adopted Wirt?
Paloma: EŔ̛A̴̷̢̛̕M͞͡͡Ţ͜͏͏H̷̨̧̛̕G̶̸̨͢͢I͞N̶͟͞͏̴ ̴̴̨̛N͏̨̢͟WO̴̷̕ ͏R̛̀͠҉E͠҉́͞҉H͜ ̵̧̧̕Ş̢͜A̵͠ ̶̡͢͠E̶͜͝M̧͘͡ ̢͘̕T̴́͡E̢E̵̡͡M̴͝ ̧͞N̷̕̕͜͡Ò̵͘͝͝O̵̡̡͝S ̀L̨̧҉̛L̶͡'U͟͢͟͠O̷̡̡͘Y̛͘̕͟͢
Evil Morty: This was a big one everyone. It was nice knowing you assholes
Demon Marco: *he wakes up in his bed breathing heavily* Oh God it was just a dream. *he looks at his hands and sees that his fingers are missing and looks horrified* AHHHHHHHHHHH
Evil Morty: AHHHH *he wakes up from his table where he was working on something* I had a nightmare again.
Sapphire: Is it about your friends master Morty?
Evil Morty: Yeah they get weirder everytime.
Sapphire: It's alright master Morty just think about that they're all dead.
Beast Wirt: *everyone wakes up in the dinner table* The fuck you will Morty!
Paloma: Wait so none of this was a dream?!
Beast Wirt: We're fucked! *everyone starts screaming and crying. And this is why you shouldn't trust Bipper on cocking*
The end.
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ask and dare bad end friends #2
Fanficread the the first ask and dare the bad end friends book. anyways I hope you guys enjoy.
