Aries: *(what Aries does is too violent to be read, or shown)*
Taurus: *stuffs turkey the wrong way* NAILED IT!
Leo: *actually cooks thanks giving dinner in a good way*
Virgo: *walks into kitchen to see the turkey stiffed the wrong way* TAURUS, YOU DUMBASS! *laughing at there friend's fail*
Capricorn: *can't cook to save there life*
Cancer: *orders take-out and the food gets stolen by Gemini*
Scorpio: *(what Scorpio does is too innapropiate to be read, or shown)*
Aquarius: *makes really good gravy and burns the rest* I'm not sorry, lol
Gemini: *freaks out and just steals Cancer's take-out*
Pisces: *makes a good turkey and manages to not burn the rest but gravy gets cLuMpY*
Saggitarius: *pukes when they see the cLuMpY gravy that Pisces made and cries tears of joy when they see what Taurus did to the turkey*
Libra: *uses a legit cook-book like how a rational person would*
