Zodiacs Reacting to there Favorite Food being CaNcLeD

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Aries: *doesn't give a fuck cuz they got back-up*

Taurus: *goes on a rampage with Aquarius* FFFFFFUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK LIFE--

Leo: *cries*

Virgo: *non-stop glares at everyone for an hour than cries*

Capricorn: *pukes cuz they got sick from there favorite food*

Cancer: *(plot twist!) was the one who cancled all the signs favorite foods*

Scorpio: *gets drunk* (Idk)

Gemini: *screeches and yeets Cancer to Mars than decides Mars is too good for Cancer so yeets Cancer at Trump* (I have a serious legit problem with making Gemini yeet shit at Trump.....)

Aquarius: *cries than goes on a rampage with Taurus* SCREW IIIIIITTTTTT--

Pisces: *destroys Saggitarius's shrine to Virgo and than cries cuz they feel guilty*

Saggitarius: *screams in anger at there food than at Pisces for a good 30 min* (wtf, Saggitarius. You not gonna say anything about your SHRINE to VIRGO?!)

Libra: *finds there stash of the food and eats it*

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