Aries: *kills the abusive boyfriend* WHO U B LOOKING AT?! I DIDNT KILL NO 1! *hides body bag*
Taurus: *gets thrown against the wall but gets up with Hellfire behind them and drop-kicks abusive bf and pins them to wall* If you EVER do that to ME again, your FACE will be in the dirt, GRAVE DIRT! *teams up with Saggitarius and saves Virgo*
Leo: *calls cops*
Virgo: *accepts it for God knows why and Saggitarius and Taurus save them*
Capricorn: *doesn't even date (opposite gender from your own)*
Cancer: *breaks up with this ass-fucker
Scorpio: *somehow gets turned on*
Gemini: *is deadly calm but them yeets abusive bf at Trump* HAVE FUN--
Aquarius: *screeches and goes full-on Aquarius-Is-Pissed mode*
Pisces: *doesn't have time to waste on shit like this so smacks abusive bf and walks away*
Saggitarius: *teams up with Taurus ans saves Virgo after punching there abusive bf in the jaw, hindering them from eating* BWAHAHAHAHA--
Libra: *is single and in Vegas*
