Aries: *shit is happening in there lives*
Taurus: *Aries keeps dumping there shit on them*
Leo: *there bf/gf dumped them*
Virgo: *self-doubt*
Capricorn: *no shit ain't going right*
Cancer: *tired*
Scorpio: *hungover*
Gemini: *Trump became president*
Aquarius: *there GIF's and Wi-Fi won't load*
Pisces: *they found out they were adopted*
Saggitarius: *StarTube won't load* (StarTube is YouTube for the signs lol)
Libra: *they ran out of cookie's*