Aries: *tries to attack reader but is held back by crush*
Taurus: *teams up with Virgo and pranks reader*
Leo: *screeches*
Virgo: *teams up with Taurus and pranks reader*
Capricorn: *teams up with Gemini and yeets reader*
Cancer: *glares at reader from afar*
Scorpio: *kidnaps reader but crush tells them to not*
Gemini: *teams up with Capricorn and yeets reader*
Aquarius: *smacks reader*
Pisces: *is already dating there crush so reader can just go piss off to somewhere else*
Saggitarius: *acts like they could care less but legit tries to kill reader*
Libra: *sings cringy senpai song* I ❤ SENPAI! YES I DO! HE'S/SHE'S FOR ME! NOT FOR YOU! I LOVE HIM/HER SO MUCH THAT I'LL CUT OFF HIS BALLS/BREASTS AND TAPE THEM ON MY HEAD--
