Zodiacs In Vegas!

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Aries: *somehow gets dumped at a hotel*

Taurus: *Gemini yeets them onto a stage so they end up singing for an audience*

Leo: *tries to drag Scorpio away from Libra*

Virgo: *eats all the food at a buffet because plane food sucks*

Capricorn: *trying to get Cancer to not puke*

Cancer: *pukes from plane food*

Scorpio: *gets drunk and high and runs off to a stripper club (lol, SHAZAM reference!) and tries story tape Libra*

Aquarius: *taking so many selfie's*

Gemini: *yeets Taurus on to a random stage*

Pisces: *running around like an insane person* If AnYoNe CaN't SeE hOw ExCiTeD i Am ThAn YoUr BlInD--

Saggutarius: *staring at Pisces* you need Jesus, child

Libra: GET THIS PERVERT AWAY FROM MMMMMMEEEEEEEEEEE-- *talking about Scorpio*

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