Aries: *your a demon in an angels body*
Taurus: *you have devil horns under your halo*
Leo: *congrats! You're going to Heaven!*
Virgo: *you have demon wings underneath your angel feathers*
Capricorn: *your as innocent as Pisces, which means Heaven for you!*
Cancer: *Gods bff*
Scorpio: *your Satan's horny friend*
Gemini: *you hold a devil's trytant beneath your angel robe's sleeve*
Aquarius: *your Satan's bff*
Pisces: *you go to Heaven, you bean!*
Saggitarius: *your Taurus's and Virgo's best friend who, along with them, resides in the legit hellhole that is Hell*
Libra: *your one of Satan's cousins*
