The Adventures of Britknee Bicht: a HASS Travelogue

Chapter 3 - The Gang

Unfortunately, I had planned to drive 4 hours to Ottawa on my third day and had to wake up at 7:00 which FYI was the dumbest idea I've ever had. It took all my willpower and the constant encouragement of SM3 (which I refuse to call by its actual name because damn Shawn we get it we already know your name) to get myself ready and to the car. I only got lost 3 times on my way to Ottawa because I was beginning to understand how google maps on my phone worked. I had never used it before, relying on my wonderful sense of navigation to get me where i needed to go aka walking randomly until i found where i was. Once I arrived, I made my way to the Parliament House for a free tour. The tour was interesting and well worth the money, considering it was free. I then went to the Supreme Court, which I supremly enjoyed. My next stop was the Canadian War Museum. The museum itself was a piece of very instagram-worthy architecture and obviously I posted it to my instagram story and geotagged it so everyone knew I was having the time of my life and they were stuck at home like losers. I also tagged Shawn Mendes incase he wants to join me here although tbh that would have been very boring date i prefer dates such as skydiving, bungee jumping, or throwing bricks through random peoples windows. I had an early dinner at the Dows Lake Pavillion where I made good friends with a gang of ducks. We bonded over my delicious plate of chips and the fact that they were super unhealthy for them and yet here they were still gobbling them down. #relatable. I tried to swipe one of the ducklings but apparently that's not ok and i got chased from the pavilion by a security guard. He told me to hand them all back but i hid one in my hat. If only the duck has not given himself away by being noisy i would have got away. Once again I had to relive my dumb decision and drive another 4 hours back to my hotel. During this time i listened to my #lit playlist featuring Reputation by Taylor Swift, Red by Taylor Swift, 1989 by Taylor Swift, 1989 deluxe by Taylor Swift, Speak Now by Taylor Swift, Fearless by Taylor Swift, Fearless Platinum by Taylor Swift, Taylor Swift by Taylor Swift, Handwritten by Shawn Mendes, Handwritten revisited by Shawn Mendes, Illuminate by Shawn Mendes, Shawn Mendes the Album by Shawn Mendes, Divide by Ed Sheeran, Multiply by Ed Sheeran, Plus by Ed Sheeran, Harry Styles by Harry Styles, Camila by Camila Cabello, and more boppy songs such as personal by the vamps, hard times by paramore, and jump by julia michaels. I returned to my hotel at 9:36 and 43 seconds pm and only watched 3 episodes of Crazy Ex-Girlfriend before falling asleep (gotta love Rebecca and Nathaniel #ateam I'm so mad that they re cast greg who's dumb idea was that!!!!!!!!!!)