The Adventures of Britknee Bicht: a HASS Travelogue

Chapter 10 - The Nose

I was scheduled to meet Harry for a date in central park at 11 but to meet with patrick at a cafe in columbus circle at 9. My long brown hair with yellow highlights was tied up in a messy bun as i walked down the sidewalk. Patrick spotted me instantly and handed me a chocolate vanilla hazelnut frappuccino mocha cappuccino latte. I took it gratefully as the spring sun was everything but warm and my hands were about to get pneumonia. I don't actually like coffee but it was starbucks and so i drank it anyway because #aesthetic #basic. We mainly spoke about Taylor swift because she is my #womancrushwednesday everyday. We were sitting near the window and as i took a quick peek out, a tall man with long curly brown hair was watching me, with a heartbroken look on his face. Patrick was looking to and i couldn't work out what the emotion on his face was but it reminded me of Shawn when he looked at me. Harry stormed into the starbucks and threw my chocolate vanilla hazelnut frappuccino mocha cappuccino latte in my face, the scoulding i got from this reminded me dearly of Shawn and it made my heart ache because I know that the last time i saw him he was armless on my patio. I push Shawn from my mind and focused on the fist fight in front of me. Patrick hit harry squarely in his nose and his hand withdrew with a nose shaped polymer. I screamed as the blood ran down harry face. He was exposed. He was actually voldemort. I quickly snapped a photo and posted it on my snapchat and sent it to TMZ so they could write an article about this. We cancelled our date for him to go into emergency surgery to replace the missing nose. The surgery cost over a million dollars but harry didn't think twice about it because otherwise he would lose his hundreds of twelvie fans.