The Adventures of Britknee Bicht: a HASS Travelogue

Chapter 6 - The Canada

The next day Shawn and I went to Canada's wonderland. It was okay, just a bit too canadian for me, eh? Anyway shawn enjoyed it and isn't that really all that matters? The only reason men want women is so they can make them happy! It's called the patriarchy folks! I ate this super weird canadian food thing and honestly it was a bit too spicy for me. It didn't have any spices or anything in it, it was just a little bit not bland enough for my white as taste buds. I think it was called poutine. I didn't ride any of the roller coasters because they make me nauseous and ruin my long brown hair with green highlights so I mainly stayed on the kids rides with the other three year olds.I made great friends with Julio and Samantha. They were twin 2 year olds. I got a few weird looks but Julio and Samantha didn't care. We rode the getaway cars together and i think someone was chasing us but it's fine i lost the woman quite quickly. Shawn just laughed at me and left to go ride some actual rides while i tried to unstick myself from the tiny seats on the carousel. It was utterly humiliating. I mean why don't they make carousels for bigger people like adults like them too yah know? The fire brigade had to come cut me out and then i was nearly arrested again but i'm not sure why. All i did was get stuck on a carousel with my two new best friends. I escaped again though. Damn these cops are really terrible at catching me. I should become a master criminal and start my own gang or something. I have the talent for it.