Perverts

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Luke: Mom, here's our new album

Liz: okay honey, let's listen to it

Luke: uh.. but mom I-

Liz: shhh let's start with this one "English Love Affair"

Luke: ...

Liz: *starts the song*

Luke: ...

Liz: ...

Luke: I think I should go-

Liz: LUKE ROBERT HEMMINGS WHAT THE HELL IS THIS!?

Luke: uhh

Liz: BACKSEAT OF A CAR? DRINKING ALL THE WAY TO THIRD BASE? UP STAIRS AND IT WASN'T ENDING THERE? BUT YOU ARE ONLY 18!! OH GOD, YOU ARE WRONG IF YOU THINK THAT I WILL LET YOU GO ON TOUR WITH THOSE 3 PERVERTS!! IN FACT I WILL GO ON TOUR WITH YOU FOREVER! DID YOU HEAR ME MR. PRINCESS GETTING NAKED?

Luke: *nods*

Liz: agh.. alright let's go with the next one "Greenlight"

Luke: *jumps out of window*

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