Ashton: Lol, girls. Lol, boobs.
Ashton: Shrimp on the barbie
Ashton: Calum, come play with me.
Ashton: OMG DRUMS!
Ashton: *calls Niall*
Ashton: Niall I love you
Ashton: Wait, why'd you hang up?
Ashton: *makes 20 keeks*
Ashton: Luke, take off your shirt
Ashton: It's just for the video, I swear
Ashton: Boobs
Ashton: OMG DRUMS!
Ashton: Crikey
Ashton: *says something in such an accent that even Australians can't understand
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FanfictionThis book is filled to the top with funny and random things from Tumblr or that wander inside my brain.. Every now and then there might be an imagine or preference :) I plan on doing daily updates but sometimes I forget haha oh and this is a sequel...