Bodyguard: Calum put your pants back on!
Bodyguard: No Ashton, we don't have time to say hi to everyone
Bodyguard: Michael stop swearing! You'll provoke someone
Bodyguard: Calum put your pants back on! You will literally get arrested if you don't, Jesus!
Bodyguard: This is not a legitimate place to get tattoos!
Bodyguard: NO GETTING TATTOOS IN A SHADY PLACE, IT'S NOT PUNK ROCK!
Bodyguard: You know what's punk rock?
Bodyguard: BEHAVING YOURSELF!! THAT'S PRETTT PUNK ROCK!
Bodyguard: Stop! Talking! To! Strangers! Ashton!
Bodyguard: Where the fuck is Luke!?
Bodyguard: Michael, did you fucking sold Luke for a PS4!?
Bodyguard: I can't believe you fucking sold Luke for a PS4!!
Bodyguard: Calum!! You will LITERALLY get deported for having your ass out in this country!!
Bodyguard: Ashton, I am not responsible for what fans do if you roll down your window when we get in the car.
Bodyguard: Did he just-
Bodyguard: He fucking rolled down the window, Jesus Christ!
Bodyguard: WHO THE FUCK GAVE MICHAEL SCISSORS AGAIN!?!?
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FanfictionThis book is filled to the top with funny and random things from Tumblr or that wander inside my brain.. Every now and then there might be an imagine or preference :) I plan on doing daily updates but sometimes I forget haha oh and this is a sequel...
