My Little Sister's Prophecy (A Percy Jackson FF)

Don't You Dare

Pearl A.P.D.A.A.A.H.R. Jackson

Time Period/ Age: Lunch with Percy/ Almost 14

Location: Camp Half-Blood

After Mom made an embarrassment of herself by shouting at me to stay off her turkey, I sat down and filled up my plate.

"Are you trying to feed an army," Percy asked.

"It's one damn plate, now shut up before I kick your ass," I replied.

"Pearly, honey, your language," Mom said a little too sweetly. I'm in trouble.

"Sorry, mom," I whispered.

"Excuse me, I didn't hear you," Percy asked.

"Well go get your ears checked," I said.

"Why, just say it again," Percy replied.

"If I say it again, I'm not responsible for what happens to you tonight," I said in the silkiest deadly voice.

"Nevermind," Percy said, his almost cracked.

"Aww are you going through pubrty," I said in a baby voice.

"What," Percy asked.

"Are you going from a boy body to a grown man's body," I replied.

"I already went through that," he replied.

"Your voice just cracked, again. I can't believe it. My big brother finally becoming a man," I exclaimed, wiping fake tears off my face.

"I'm already a man," Percy shouted.

"Then why don't you ask out that girl you've been crushing on since GOD knows when," I yelled.

"Shut up," he mumbled.

"Can't hear you Mr. Puburty," I replied putting my hand to my ear.

"Forget it," he told me.

"Well aren't you a gentleman," I replied putting lots of gravy on my mashed potatoes.

"Hell yeah I am," Percy said, doing a fist pump.

"Percy, don't make me wash your mouth with soap," mom yelled. She was sitting in front of the stage where the gods were having their lunch.

I quickly filled up my plate and walked over to my mom's table.

"Hey mom," I said as everyone gasped when I sat down in front of her.

"Pearl, honey, don't you want to sit with your brothers," she asked with a confused face.

"And listen to Percy make inappropriate comments, talk about girls, farts and things you should only talk about when your constipated. No thanks."

Mom laughed, "good point. but you know he only does it to annoy you."

"I know but still, there are somethings a sister shouldn't know," I replied. She laughed.

"So what do you have on your plate," Mom asked.

"Well, you know, I got some guy problems, my dad's not talking to me, my older brother is an annoying prick, my little brother is adorable and my mom won't listen to me," I said, playfully, as Percy and Tyson were taking a seat with mom and me.

"Hey, I'm not a prick," Percy defended.

"You steal my lunch money so you can buy yourself a second serving at lunch, you stole my roller skates because you couldn't find yours, you hide all my movies if a guys says 'hi' to me, you pull my hair, you even put gum on the back of my shirt for crying out loud," I said. Tyson scowled at Percy in a playful way while Percy just laughed his ass off.

"Really, Percy," Mom asked. "Stealing your sister's lunch money?"

"Mom, I'm a growing boy. I need food in order to function," Percy defended. Tyson shook his head and looked at me.

"You grew? By how much, a centimeter," I asked.

"Shut it, Pearl," Percy replied.

"No but thank you for the suggestion but sadly I don't take them until, 50 years after I'm dead," I told him.

"Why not now," Percy asked.

"Because I really don't care what people have to say," I replied.

"Oh, really," Percy asked. He turned around and shouted, "PEARL STILL PICKS HER NOSE."

"PERCY THINKS EVERY GIRL WHO HAS A LITTLE FAT IS PREGNANT."

"PEARL GOT HER PERIOD AT 12 AND WAS WEARING WHITE PANTS."

"PERCY PEED IN HIS PANTS WHEN HE WAS 10 AND IN A CLASSROOM, HE THOUGHT HE COULD HOLD IT IN FOR THREE DAY. IDIOT."

"PEARL USE TO WEAR BOY CLOTHS."

"PERCY'S TRIED ON A PAD." Percy's mouth fell open.

"You want to go there," Percy asked.

"No, no, I still haven't told the top two," I yelled.

"That was number one, so, to get back," Percy said.

"No, Percy please," I said.

"PEARL HAD A MARILYN MONROE MOMENT WHEN HER SKIRT WENT WAY UP ONE DAY AT SCHOOL AND EVERYONE SAW HER DANNY PHANTOM UNDERWEAR."

"PERCY LIKES A GIRL NAMED ANNABETH BUT IS TOO DAMN SCARED TO MAKE A DAMN MOVE."