❝pickup lines❞ - jachary [✔]

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zach♡: hii

zach♡: where's my pick up line?

jack: it's 1am zach what d u want
from me

zach♡: it's 1am?

jack: can u not tell time???

zach♡: ...

jack: omg

zach♡: im jk! i know its 1am im not
dumb

jack: i'll give u ur pick up line later, u
know, when im awake and energetic

zach♡: fine, i just wanna talk to u

jack: kwklfwkxksx my heart im blushing

jack: hi, love me please

zach♡: on second thought im tired..

jack: nO

jack: zaCH DONT LEAVE

zach♡ : if u wont tell me ur name, what
can i call u then

jack: ummm

jack: call me yours ;))

zach♡: im gonna puke 🤢

jack: roOd

jack: call me noodles

zach♡: that's so random but i'll take it

zach♡: goodnight noodles ❤

jack: *dies*

read at 01:17 am