❝pickup lines❞ - jachary [✔]

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jack: you're like a dictionary, you
add meaning to my life ♡

zach♡: noodles.. i have to tell u
something

jack: *gasps* r u finally confessing
ur undenying love for me??

jack: let me breathe hold on

zach♡: what? no.

jack: :') im [not] fine

zach♡: but i am here to confess
something

jack: what?

zach♡: i like a guy.

jack: i knew u always liked me, we
can finally get married and have 15
kids

zach♡: fifteen? you've got some
real big plans

jack: ur not denying it..

zach♡: it's not u

jack: oh.

jack: then who?

zach♡: hey, i cant tell u

zach♡: for all i know u can be someone
he knows

jack: um my mom's calling me bye.

zach♡: bye noodles ♡

read at 4:12 pm