Dating Raccooneggs:

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- When you first started dating, he would be sure to smoke somewhere else or bring a pair of fresh good smelling clothes when he would go to your house

- He says that his favorite part of the day is " waking up with you in his arms "

- You can't tell if he's being sarcastically romantic or telling the truth

- If you can sing, he loves hearing you sing

- It could be anywhere, the living room, before you go to sleep, while looking for a snack. It doesn't matter, he just loves he sound of your voice

- You try and imitate his voice but fail miserably

- He loves holding you close but likes to keep PDA for the house

- That doesn't stop him from opening doors and being and absolute gentleman to you

- He loves to call you: Sweetheart, Minecraft girlfriend ( he uses this to annoy you ), baby and babe

- He loves it when you call him: Honey, Baby, Poof head ( This annoys him slightly ) and Love

- He may not seem like it, but he could be a total dork when it's just the two of you

- He'll go off about the things he loves and the hopes for your future together

- Your the only one allowed to touch his hair, he secretly loves it; and it calms him down a lot

- When he gets angry he immediately goes to you

- And you've gotten so used to it that it's a routine

- He runs to you and just holds you close, you tell him to take deep breaths or you sing to him

- Within 5 minutes he's trying to make you laugh

- Speaking of laughing he absolutely LOVES your laugh, he tries to make you laugh all throughout the day

- It's his own little mission

- Dates usually stay at the house since you're both homebody's

- His dark humor kinda rubs off on you and you both end up roasting each other

- In the " nicest way " possible of course

- He is surprisingly REALLY good at getting gifts, he says it's " just a blessing "

- He's a really good listener, and has a little bit of a hard time helping you feel better if your feeling down

- But he really tries his best, and you always appreciate it

- Please, give this man kisses.

- He loves them

- He acts like it's annoying but he really actually loves it a lot

- his flirting is so subtle

- it usually takes you a while to think about what he says before thinking to yourself " wait was he flirting? "

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