Destiel Oneshots - [Mostly Wing!Kink]

Demons and Witches Don't Mix

Can I just fucking say

The end of season 14

What the fuck

Like, what the fuck

Legit, what the fuck

Okay that was all I wanted to say

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Dean's eyes were still wide with shock as he stared at the angel a few feet away from him. He was collapsed onto the floor, trying to weakly to push himself up. Dean couldn't believe what he had just saw.

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"Witch or a demon?"

"All of the above."

Sam answered Dean's question

"God damnit... What is it now?"

"Apparently, demons and witches are starting to work together and bring back Asmodeus."

"Asmodeus? Why?"

"Cuz the demons really liked him or something. They round up some of te most powerful witches they could find and started working. They said that they would let them have anything. So basically, a crossroads deal except they won't take the soul."

"Friggin' witches..."

"You are dealing with a witch?"

Cas' gruff voice suddenly sounded behind them both. The brothers both turned around to see Cas appearing out of the hallways of the bunker.

"Witches and demons."

"What? Why?"

"Because they're trying to bring back Asmodeus."

"What do the witches have to do with it?"

"The demons made a deal with them. They said that they could get anything they wished, expect they won't take their souls."

"Ah.."

Cas mumbled.

"There it is.."

"....Do you think Rowena is a part of this?"

"Doubt it. She's a bitch, but she's not foolish enough to try to bring back Asmodeus."

Dean nodded and pulled out his phone, going through his contact list and speed dialing Rowena's number.

"Just in case."

Dean said before the witch picked up.

"What is it now?"

She said on the other side.

"Have you heard of the witches helping demons to bring back Asmodeus?"

"Ahh yes, those idiots. The demons came to me and hesitantly asked me to join them. Like I'd be foolish enough to bring back that demon prince."

Dean almost laughed to the fact that she said what he said.

"Hesitantly?"

"Oh yes, they were scared of me. Probably because I am Fergus' mother."

Dean rolled his eyes.

"I just called to make sure you weren't teaming with them."