llama.
LLAMA LLAMA LLAMA LLAMA LLAMA LLAMA.
OMFG WHY AM I RUINING MY STORY
BECAUSE I AM A SERIOUS PERSON
HAHAHAHAHAHHA
SEE, NO PUNCTUATION.
HUR HUR HUR HUR
WAIT, I HAVE TO CONTINUE MY FREAKING STORY. HAIZ.
"Luce, you gotta stop eating so much chips," Anita said.
Luce stuffed more chips in her mouth. "Oh quiet, Anita. I'm a crazy psycho killer, and I CAN DO WHAT I WANT JUST BECAUSE!!!!!!!"
"Wait, what?"
"AHAHAHAHAHA YOU NEVER KNEW HAHAHAHAHHAHAHA MY ACTUAL NAME IS EMILIA AND THAT RHYMES WITH TACOS."
"HOW DOES EMILIA RHYME WITH TACOS?"
"Shhh.... I'm busy pondering on my dark and crazy life. BTW I'm in love with Marius and Kian isn't my dad, like, my Mum got raped and I was the product. Did I mention that her rapist is my ex best friend's uncle?"
"WHAT?"
"JK!!!!" Luce started dancing to the JK song.
"Seriously, stop eating so much chips."
"YOLUO! ONE MORE CRISP WON'T KILL ME."
Luce put another crisp into her mouth and then she had a seizure and fell to the ground. "OH MY GOD I AM HAVING A HEART ATTACK."
"OH NO!!!! LUCEEEE!"
Luce gasped for air. "Anita..... the truth is.... I'm not Luce. I'm not even a girl. I AM JK MAN!!!" she pulled off her skin weakly to reveal JK man.
"Wait what?"
"And I was JKing about JKing..." Luce coughed then died.
"WAIT WHAT?" Anita fell to her knees and cried. "WE HAD NO MORE CHIPS."
Then she looked at the fallen potato chip packet and realized there were still crisps so she ate them. And she was okay again.
....UNTIL THE DAY THE FIRENATION STRUCK!!!!@
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Dear Angie.
Teen FictionThis book is the diary of a young teenage girl. Not quite sure how to describe it. Read it please?
