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Sailor Sailor

(A Sailor Moon parody I made for a free narrative on education perfect, I spent forever on it ;w;)

I walked out of the school, breathing in the windy air that lay all around us now, it was so nice to finally be out of school! Better yet, it was Friday, so now I can relax at home! My friends were chattering about stuff I didn't really care about before
Yuèliàng mentioned something about a scalpel. "I was able to sneak this scalpel past my kēxué lǎoshī!" Yuèliàng exclaimed pulling the sharp blade out of her skirt pocket, this was probably the fifth time she had stolen from one of her lǎoshī's and got away with it. But at this point I don't think they cared.

"Yuèliàng! That was a very dangerous thing of you to do, you know?" Tiffany; a transfer student from America; exclaimed, trying to snatch the sharp blade from her precious friends hand.
Yuèliàng just moved the scalpel away from Tiffany, snickering at Tiff's failed attempts of retrieveing this sharp and shiny object. We continued walking until we got to out split; Tiffany and
Yuèliàng lived on the same street while I lived on the opposite street. I waved to my friends while saying goodbye and walking down the road, not paying any attention due to a text I had recieved. It read something about..... Well I couldn't understand it, and before I could translate it to Chinese I tripped and fell down a long and steep hill.

"W-WAAAAAAAAAAAAA!" I screamed out as I fumbled down the hill, hitting my body on every rock, stick and crevice that layed on the steep hill. It was a short ride as I abruptly came to a stop, smashing into a long and thick tree. I think I may have cracked a rib.I stood up gripping my waist, groaning out in pain; that's definitely gonna leave a mark. While looking around my surrounding (I didn't see much other than trees, bushes and the dirt I was standing) I saw something that sticked out from the nature environment that I was in. A very bright pink heart charm... How feminine, I wonder who owns this, whoever it was they were probably a massive girly girl. I picked up the charm which unbeknownst to me, was a big mistake. I found myself being engulfed in a bright pink light of beam, with many sparkles accompanying it. I think i'm gonna go blind if I continue looking at this with my eyes opened, so I shut them as I felt the clothes on me transform into well... A completely different outfit.

I soon fell onto the ground as I snapped open my eyes, thanks for giving me a safe landing charm. As I looked down towards my body, I was now wearing a completely pink and girly outfit, wow this is... Almost disgusting from how pink this is. I heard a twig snap, looking up I saw no one. I looked around, still nobody... But I feel as though there is someone around, somewhere, just anywhere. Maybe they can help me get out of this stupid forest!

"Hey!! I heard you!" I yelled out looking around me, still no response. Fine, if they wanna play hard to get then we'll play that game. "I said hey! I know you can hear me, come out of hiding!" I yelled out walking towards where I heard the twig snap, still nobody. What... Did they just come to look at me and then leave? How inconsiderate! Stupid people leaving strangers they don't know to die alone, I mean, what have they got to loose to not be able to help me, stupid world, stupid economy! I kicked a tree, making it shake but also hitting my foot way harder than I was supposed to."OW FU-" I was shortly cut off by finding a man standing opposite of me. Something about him felt strange and... Unnerving. He smiled before opening his mouth to say something that I didn't want him to say.

"Sailor Sailor, you've really changed since last time I saw you, you got younger! That's good to see, also you dyed your hair black, how lovely. Anyways, I still want those Warrior crystals, for I need them to power my empire! Hahahaha-" He started to ramble and then laugh, but I cut him off.
"Listen dude you have the wrong person, my name is Ushaung and I just got lost in the forest, i'm not this "Sailor Sailor" person you're talking about, in fact. This Sailor Sailor person probably doesn't exist you lunatic, you must be some teen who forgot to take their meds! Empire, Warrior crystals?? What are you on!" I yelled before storming off in the opposite direction of him, before bumping, or well slamming into somebody else. I fell backwards before looking up towards the bit- uh person who could've been in my way. I didn't know who she (or that delusional man) was, I just dusted myself up before trying to pass, ahem, emphasis on the try. She seemed to block my path and actually punched me, can you believe it? The A U D A C I T Y-

"Give us what we want Sailor Sailor and we''ll leave you be!" The girl who resembled the man said, casting out a gloved hand. It was icicle like; pointy, sharp and a nice light shade of blue. I stared at her as if she was insane, because well... She was!! "I told you! I don't have any 'Warrior crystals' you lunatics! I just want to go home!" I yelled at her before shoving her to the side rudely, I just want to go home and eat dinner, is that too much to ask now-a-days? I didn't get far before the man who wore completely iced out clothing (and not iced as in cool and fresh, ice as in literal ice looking clothes) blocked my way. Wait... How did he get in front, wasn't he just-? "Sailor Sailor~" The man cooed, ew. "It seems you've forgotten all about my powers, I guess that just makes it easier for me then!" He exclaimed before doing your typical evil villain laugh. Were these guys really actual villains? Or maybe he just walked in front when I was distracted by this... Mess of a woman. The man smiled, man I really need names for these guys.. Okay. The man will be named Dá mǔ and the woman will be named
Bèn. Perfect names for lunatics like them. But as of now, I was cornered by these kuángrén, and there seemed to be no way out. Oh no, i'm doomeeeeeed! Too bad I don't care if I die or not."LEAVE SAILOR SAILOR ALONE!" A woman's voice yelled as a figure came flying in, trying to slice Bèn but missing, slicing a big chunk of her hair off. 

"MY GORGEOUS HAIR!"
Bèn yelled out before rushing off to fix that mess she now has on her head.
Dá mǔ cursed under his breath before yelling out something, "I'LL BE BACK SAILOR SAILOR, I'LL ALWAYS BE BACK!" What a cliche thing to yell out, i'm not scared what so ever. He's just a man who's probably taken way too many drugs.The girl who had saved me sported a similar outfit to mine, only being coloured green; I would take that dress over mine any day, mine's so pink that Pinky Pie would be jealous of how pink I was, bleugh. She smiled at me before going to talk, but I got outie right away, i'm tired and hungry, I don't want to deal with another annoying person. I ended up finding my way back onto the path and getting home. My mother was still at work, my father as well so they couldn't see me wearing this horrid outfit. Oh how excited they'd be to see me in something girly, gross. I looked at the charm that had connected to the bow on my outfit, I pulled it off with great force, it came off easier then I expected, woohoo! I chucked the charm out of the window, no more worries anymore haha! I grabbed a plate of
jiǎo zi and then went to sleep shortly after. I never want to deal with that ever again!