𝓫𝓪𝓭 𝓵𝓲𝓪𝓻 [ MULTIPLE]

twenty

group chat
☁️ fuck zeus ☁️

(harry)
apollo
You know, we've
had this groupchat
for months now and
I still don't know who
Zeus is

(matilde)

persephone
Idk, it just felt like a
fitting name

(taylor)
hebe
ok but isn't zeus
our dad...

(tom)
heracles
hebe doesn't that
make us siblings?

(gigi)
aphrodite
ares doesn't that also
make us siblings???

(zayn)
ares
persephone wtf Matilde

persephone
stop attacking me
please, mythology is
awesome

persephone
also, incest seems to
be a big thing with the
greek gods
(

seb)

hades
don't be offended but
who is persephone?
and hebe?

aphrodite
and heracles?

apollo
isn't hades the god
of death?

hades
excuse me???

persephone
persephone is the goddess of
springtime and vegetation

persephone
hebe is the goddess of youth
and forgiveness

persephone
hades is the king of the
underworld and god of riches.
not the god of death

persephone
And I'm certain that
if I tell you Hercules instead
of Heracles you know who
it is

heracles
why am I heracles then

persephone
Well, Heracle was married Hebe
she was his last wife

persephone
And Taylor is Hebe so...
Tom gets to be Hercules

ares
I didn't know
aphrodite married
ares...

persephone
well she doesn't. she "divorces"
hephaestus and then gets
together with Ares

aphrodite
why me and zayn?

persephone
because they deserve
happiness and so do you
and zayn

apollo
don't hades and persephone
marry?

persephone
they do...

hades
Well, I guess I like Hades