Hello my people, I decided to do a meme chapter since I hit 10k reads AND our two bois got out of the saferoom. Now excuse me as I make you cringe with dead memes.
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America was waiting for the meeting to start when he saw Russia come in. A: *points at Russia* Why did you come here? R: *points back* Why wouldn't I com- A:How dare you point at me?! R:You were pointing first- A:It's rude to point R:You're being rude! You don't even believe that you pointed first!
UN leans to Germany. UN: Which one pointed first? G:That red-flaged country pointed first, obviously!
R:You're still pointing at me right now as you say that look at you! A:No I'm not! R:You're pointing and you are cussing me of pointing! A: Hell no!
UN: Just give me the megaphone Germany G: *gives megaphone*
UN: *clears throat* excuse my potty mouth. SHUT THE FUCK UP
They both shut up after that. As the meeting ended Russia with his siblings were going back to their car to drive home. But then UN showed up.
UN: Hey R:Hey UN: To talk to a customer please press one. R: *confused in Russian* ..... One UN: So I need a favour R: Ah shit, here we go again
So Russia and UN talked and Russia had to go to a little trip to some sufferoo- I MEAN saferoom tomorrow. When the conversation ends he goes home on foot.
B: IiI U: *slaps* BITCH IF YOU DARE GO YOU'LL BE A DEAD SANOFABITCH I TELL YOU DAT R: Why you bully me *goes upstairs and sleeps*
So the next day he wakes up and leaves the house to go to the saferooms. There he sees eagle mcgee.
R:NANI A: 'they ask you how you are and you say that you're fine, you're not really fine, you just can't get to it cause they would never understand' R: *leaves* A: I'm sad I'll go get a drink UN: SO GATHER AROUND PEOPLE A: *breathes dramatically*
So they all get down to the saferooms and look around like tourists. But then-
Universe: It is Wednesday my dudes. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
And boom an earthquake happened.
UN: OH SHIT GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE, WHAT ARE YOU DOING GO GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE YOU STUPID IDIOTS *sees cracks on the wall* FUCK WE'RE ALL DEAD GET THE FUCK OUT
Nobody:
Russia:
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And boom boom boom boom I want you in my room, a big pile of rocks crashed them both inside and blacked them out. Some hours later America wakes up. He looks around confused..
A:.. what the fuck is going in here on this day *realises* oh better find help.
America finds the red button that UN told him about but it doesn't FrEakINg work. But then Russia wakes up.
