Fairview

Bruce VS Rough

Previously at Fair View High... Mandrid completed her assignment from the teachers by hosting a party at her house for her friends. Although the party started off smoothly the event quickly took a turn for the worst when Milla's boyfriend Bruce, an armed space fighter, showed up at the party seeking to avenge Milla's death. Mandrid's friends stuck around to protect her from Bruce who made Mandrid the target of his vengeance. Having been a buddy to Bruce, a former Fair View student named Mark, arrived at to party with hopes to calm the situation down but when Sami also showed up Bruce opened fire. The kids escaped most of the violence but Mark and Greg were later disturbed to find Bruce and Sami pulverized at opposite ends of Mandrid's block.  

The next day, at Mark and Greg's apartment, Mark is on the phone with Mr. Babble.

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Mr. Babble: In conclusion Mark, I recommend you stay home and rest. You're gonna need your strength when you lecture the class about why truth or dare is an invitation for gun play and bloody bodies.

Mark: You mean Sami?

Mr. Babble: What about him?

Mark: Cause he was all bloody?

Mr. Babble: Was he?

Mark: Just a tad.

Mr. Babble: Yeah? Well that's what he gets for blowing up our school!

Mr. Babble hangs up.

Mark: Er, hello?

Milla's alien phone beeps.

Greg: Man, Milla's stupid alien phone won't stop beeping, Mark.

Mark: Yeah well I don't know how to open it... just leave on the table. Sami can answer it when he gets out of the hospital.

Greg: Kay. Hey Mark?

Mark: What?

Greg: You want some dope?

Mark: Greg, I told you a hundred times, no. We can't have weed in the house, we'll get arrested. I don't do it anymore anyway so can ya get it out of my face?

Greg: It's not even rolled, man. It's still in the bag.

Mark: Greg, we need to talk.

Greg: What?

Mark: Greg, you and I are friends.

Greg: Yeah?

Mark: Greg, the thing is I'm not the same person I was when we did this kind of stuff before, okay? I mean, I like you a lot but I just don't feel right when I'm...

Greg: High?

Mark: Greg, throw the pot away! I told you I don't want it in my house! If you want us to live together you're going to have to stop getting high and drunk!

Greg: Well then what am I supposed to do for fun? It's not like Loony Tunes is on all day.

Mark: Greg, be like Bugs. Would Bugs get high on marijuana? Would Bugs ask Daffy to make out with him? Think about the principles here, Greg.

Greg: Mark, Bugs dresses up like a woman and seduces Elmer Fudd for a good laugh.

Mark: Alright forget Bugs then! Ah, that's it, gimmie that bag of grass!

Mark snatches the bag from Greg and marches to the bathroom.

Mark: I'm flushing this crap. Like I really need to end up in jail over you!