Fairview

Pursued

Previously at Fairview High... Camp Wanna-Fart-In-Your face turned out to be a drag for the majority of the class, especially Rough, who broke his wrist during a lightning storm. Using his super speed, Sami dropped in to heal the injury, leaving just as elusively as he came. Then, on the last night of the trip, Nick's plans to ask Mocia to the school dance were foiled by Mary-Jane, the self-proclaimed most popular girl in school. Disappointed, Mocia snuck away to loath near the woods, where she witnessed a supernatural encounter between Patos and Rough.

A week later, at Mark's apartment...

SCENE 1

Mark enters the apartment...

Mark: Hm-hm-hm, do-do...do... wait a minute... I know that smell. Greg! Awe Greg, COME ON.

Greg: Haha, DUDE... heh, dude. Dude. Whoa, your face is a rainbow. Hahaha...

Mark: Arg, I can't believe this! That's it! I told you to stop getting high in my apartment and now I'm done. You're out! Out, get out!

Greg: Dude. Chill. Out. You know what you need? You need to sit back, relax and join in on the fun. Right here, right now.

Mark: No! I told you no drugs in my apartment! You're under age, this stuff's illegal and if a cop ever walks in here I'll be the one taking a hit for it.

Greg: Haha, taking a hit! Mark, good one, Mark! Now take a load off and come try some of this stuff. It's so trippy, man.

Mark: I'm not kidding Greg, I want you out! Get your crap and go live in Milla's old house with Fred!

Greg: What? You mean the freaky alien house? You're not serious? No, no, you're not serious, are you?

Mark: I'm dead serious!

Greg: But that house is creepy and weird. Mark, come on, you're being irrational.

Mark: No I'm not and I'm not your parents, Greg! I wanna look out for you but you're taking advantage of this whole situation. Come here, Giedo.

Giedo: Arfff?

Greg: Come on, don't bring Giedo into this. The last thing we wanna do is put him in the middle of a custody battle.

Mark: Fine, then take your dog and go.

Greg: W-ha-whoa, whoa you're like, for real.

Mark: Yes, I'm for real!

Greg: But dude, I only have Guido. I've been wearing all YOUR clothes and ya know, using your deodorant.

Mark: Did you use my toothbrush?

Greg: Um...

Mark: Greg. Did you use my toothbrush?

Greg: Okay maybe once or twice!

Mark: What?! Ugh!

Greg: Actually, all the time. What?

Mark: Bye, Greg.

Greg: Man. I... (sigh) Mark, I'm sorry. I'll make it up to you, I swear.

Mark: Yeah well you should be sorry, now please leave.

Greg: But you, and I, but I just... Mark, I... okay fine, I'll go. I'll go live in Milla's old house. But only because she has a backyard and Giedo's not house broken.

Mark: Another reason why I'm upset. This place always smells like dog crap.

Greg: I know, I know. Hey... you're still my friend, right? You don't hate me right now do you?