Fairview

Leggo My Preggo

Previously at Fairview High... Over a plate of bacon and eggs, Fred uneasily listened to Greg proclaim his excitement over becoming a dad. Then, at the school, in the spy lab, Amon confessed to Kaj that he had been spying on him. He and Kaj then conversed exchanging a few regrettably ugly remarks toward one another. Then Nick took Mocia to drive-in movie theater only to have one of the suckiest dates his life!

A week later, at Milla's house.

SCENE 1

At Milla's house. Greg and Kirsten just finished dinner.

Kirsten: Wow Greg, I have to admit, you are really surprising me. When I first thought about telling that you got me pregnant, I was sure it was gonna horrible. I mean, I was expecting you to completely reject me. Boy was I wrong. That dinner was divine!

Greg: It's the least I can two for a woman eatin' for two!

Kirsten: Haha, that's cute. You remind me of the you I dated way back when... ya know, when you weren't doing drugs. It's like this is real you, ya know?

Greg: I had to clean up now that I have a purpose in life.

Kirsten: Awe, Greg! I could just cry hearing that! Ya know what? I'm so glad you got me pregnant!

Fred walks in then walks out awkwardly.

Fred: Oh hey Kirsten, you're here, we need to to talk oh dang, Greg, you're here too. Yeah, I'll come back.

Kirsten: What's your problem, Fred?

Fred: Um, hey, so Kirsten, when ya get a chance we really have to sit down and um, ya know discuss something.

Kirsten: Like what?

Greg: Yeah, anything you can say to her, you can say to me.

Fred: Yeah, that's kind of true not really. Look um, I uh, oh man, I can't take it anymore! I gotta come clean!

Greg: Settle down Fred. Can I take your plate, Kirsten?

Kirsten: Yes, thank you.

Greg: No problem!

Greg takes Kirsten's plate and starts washing the dishes.

Kirsten: Look at him. Now he's doing the the dishes too! Isn't he the best?

Fred: Dah, Kirsten, that baby... it's...

Kirsten: It's WHAT?

Greg: Yeah, what about my baby?

Fred: It's not yours, Greg!

Kirsten: What?

Greg: Yeah, what are you talking about?

Fred: It's not yours. It's mine.

Kirsten: WHAT? That's not possible.

Greg: Yeah you're just jealous, Fred.

Fred: No, that's just it man, I'm not. In fact, I was gonna let you have it. But then I saw you being all ya know, dad-like and I realized, I can't let you have this weight over your shoulders cause when it's born, you're gonna know it's not yours!

Kirsten: Fred, in order for it to be yours, we would have had to have had sex. Now, I know this is a difficult concept for your to grasp, considering the few times in your life you've actually been laid but...

Fred: We were drunk! It was the night you guys went to that dance. Remember how we all woke up in Greg's room? Yeah, that's because we all got wasted together.