Previously at Fairview High... the kids took a bus to Camp-Wanna-Fart-In-Your-Face. Upon arriving, Patos showed up to give Rough a little present from the apartment . Then Elian broke up a fight between Andrew the warlock and Melissa Witchit. Later in the evening, Andrew and Melissa competed to capture the flag, only to find themselves engulfed in more mysterious light speed...
Elsewhere, on the other side of the world...
SCENE 1
In Japan.
Sami: (gasp) No!
Mandrid: What?! Sami? What's wrong, Sami?!
Sami: I have to go!
Mandrid: But, where are you going?! Sami?
Sami blurs away
SCENE 2
Camp, at the top of the hill in the rain...
Andrew: I can't believe this. Treating me like someone who is... average. Ugh! The thought of it disturbs my tattered soul. Oh but what am I talking about? I do sound like a worm, don't I? Bloody wincle berries on a stick, it's darker than Lindsay's black hole out here. Where's my NOT mediocre staff?
Andrew lights a torch with his wand.
Andrew: Ah, that's much better.
Kaj: Ugh...
Andrew: Oh my. Rough? Is that you? Are you near? I thought I heard something near the creek side. Rough?
Andrew goes to the creek. Rough is lying near the water, injured.
Andrew: There you are... oh, you don't look so good. Are you alright? Can you even hear me?
Kaj: You idiot.
Andrew: What did I do?
Kaj: You just had to capture that stupid flag, didn't you?
Andrew: Well I didn't actually capture it, if it makes you feel better. Here, let me help you up.
Andrew pulls on Kaj's arm.
Kaj: Not with the wrist.
Andrew: Oh! Sorry.
Andrew helps Kaj stand.
Andrew: What exactly happened to you? Did you fall?
Kaj: Yeah and I caught myself with my wrist.
Andrew: Great, so you're hurt and the flag is gone too!
Kaj: Who cares about the stupid flag?
Andrew: Well, I do. I wanted to win. I don't like being the loser.
Kaj: Arg...
Andrew: Your wrist does look rather painful. Let me take us back down to the camp sight. Follow me.
SCENE 3
Andrew and Kaj reach the camp sight.
Mr. Witt: Congratulations to Nick for capturing the flag, your team will be enjoying steaks and custard tonight while the rest of you starve until morning.
Melissa: Way to go, Nick! I knew we could beat that lame-old turd-munchin' Andrew!
Andrew: What?! Nick?! But I was the one who...
Mocia: Good job, Nick.
Nick: Thanks, girl. Shoo, it was nothing really.
Andrew: Ugh! Of course it was nothing because you did nothing! Grah, I'll be in my cabin! Honestly, the nerve...
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HumorA young man is caught between a class of unique high schoolers and a group of elusive but powerful beings called, the Anipoi. FAIRVIEW is ©Dana Rose. All elements of the series including the text, artwork, vocals, music and sounds belong to Dana Ros...
