Night_writter dares:
I dare the recruits to watch all of the Marvel movies, including Endgame.
A/N: this is going to be long because I personally have grown up watching these movies.
Recruits: *reading the dare*
Hoist: this doesn't seem too bad!
Whirl: how many movies are we watching?
Medix: *does some research on his portable computer* 22
Wedge: I'll... go set us up.
Phase One:
1. Iron Man (2008)
Hotshot: C O O L
Hoist: *poor baby* so... many... guns...
Whirl: *rubbing his back* aw it's okay Hoist! It's not real!
2. The Incredible Hulk (2008)
Hotshot: look Wedge, it's you when you wake up in the morning!
Wedge: not funny.
3. Iron Man 2 (2010)
Whirl: BLACK WIDOW!!
Medix: robots in the military. What could possibly go wrong.
Hotshot: um babe? We're robots.
4. Thor (2011)
Wedge: wait isn't he in Norse Mythology?
Medix: correct! He was the-
Recruits: we don't need an explanation, Medix.
5. Captain America: The First Avenger (2011)
Hoist: didhejustpulloffhisface???
Wedge: RIP Bucky.
6. The Avengers (2012)
Hotshot: *to Medix* 12%
Medix: *side glare*
Hoist: wait why does Hulk look different?
Recruits: WHOA TEAMUP TIME!
Recruits: *laughing their afts off at Hulk and Loki*
Phase Two:
7. Iron Man 3 (2013)
Hotshot: RIP sweet beach house
Hotshot: RIP ALL THE SUITS OH COME ON-
8. Thor: The Dark World (2013)
Recruits: *snoring*
9. Captain America: The Winter Soldier (2014)
Hotshot: hey Wedge!-
Medix: on your left.
Hotshot: H E Y-
Whirl: I told you he wasn't dead!
Recruits: HOLY SH-
10. Guardians of the Galaxy (2014)
Recruits: IIIIIIIIIIIIIIII'M....
Recruits: HOOKED ON A FEELIN'
11. Avengers: Age of Ultron (2015)
Wedge: *to Hoist* T̴̛͕͇̹͓̹̘̣͒̀̏̄̑̋͂͘h̸͍͊͌̄͋͘e̵̛̳͕̩̲̅̽ŗ̷̟͍̬͙͇̘̂͛e̸̢̺̗͛̊̓͊ͅ ̵̛͍͓̿̀̈́̓̊̓̔͘̚ͅa̸̺͒̎r̸̢̟͙̜̩͚̩̮̰͔̐̅̆͂͑e̴͖͉̻̠͓͔͒̈́̏͒͆͘̕͘ ̴̨̧̰͓͙̺̟̱̟̻͒͆̈́̉̕n̸̝̫͇̟̹̰̓̈́̂̉̈́̑͐̆͜ò̸̳̩̠͇̎̏ ̷̛̱̠̻̹͉̭͎̺͚͖̏̈́̐̔͗͘s̷̨̡̭͔̤̘̲͂͑t̷͕͖̬̒r̸̟̠͆i̴͇͋̎͗̾̋͛͊͂͝ǹ̸͇͇̈͌̑̍͜g̴̩͈͖̩̭̅̊͂̆͒̈́͗̂͘͝s̷̢̛̼̞̫̀͒̾͌͐͐͋̅͜ ̷͉̬̗͉̦̍̈́́̄̋͆͗̄̇͝ŏ̸̱̰̿̔n̶̡̤̜̘̻͎͂ ̷̱̖̝͋̈̿́͑̏m̵̨̫̦͇̠̦̘̱̓̀͋̈́̄̄̈ȩ̶̠̳̈́̔
Hoist: WEDGE-
Medix: *yeets wrench at Wedge*
Recruits: *mouths hanging wide open at a certain scene that everyone should know what I'm talking about*
Hotshot: *quietly to himself* elevator's not worthy...
12. Ant-Man (2015)
Medix: *bursts out laughing*
Phase 3:
13. Captain America: Civil war (2016)
Hotshot and Whirl: TEAM CAP!
Medix and Wedge: TEAM IRON MAN!
Hoist: LOOK GUYS IT'S SPIDER-MAN.
14. Doctor Strange (2016)
Whirl: that's what you get for speeding!
Medix: oh my helm... I may be in a hallucination now...
Hotshot: *lets him rest against his chest*
Whirl: Dormammu-
Recruits: I've come to bargain.
15. Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2 (2017)
Hoist: I'M MARY POPPINS Y'ALL-
16. Spider-Man: Homecoming (2017)
Recruits: Tony Stark is Peter Parker's dad. Tony Stark is Peter Parker's dad. Tony Stark is-
17. Thor: Ragnarok (2017)
Recruits: *laughing hysterically at the Doctor Strange and Thor scenes*
Hotshot: I HAVE BEEN FALLING. FOR 30 MINUTES!
Recruits: *shook*
Recruits: *whooping and hollering*
Wedge: RIP Asgard.
Recruits, at the end credits scene: WHOA WAIT WHAT-
18. Black Panther (2018)
Medix: that car chase scene though...
Recruits: R I G H T?!
19. Avengers: Infinity War (2018)
Whirl: where's Clint?!
Hotshot: he's how old now??
Recruits: *loudly singing the Avengers Theme Song*
Recruits: F*** YOU THANOS!
Recruits: *depressed*
20. Ant-Man and the Wasp (2018)
Recruits: *happy that this movie ended out wholesomely*
Recruits, a few minutes later: F*** YOU MARVEL!
21. Captain Marvel (2019)
Recruits: WE LOVE YOU STAN LEE!!!!!!
Recruits: *snoring*
Recruits: wait... THAT'S HOW FURY GOT THE EYEPATCH?!
Recruits: *proceed to laugh for the next 10 minutes*
22. Avengers: Endgame (2019)
Whirl: CLINT!!!
Recruits: a f*cking RAT?!
Recruits: H U L K-
Medix: that is NOT how time travel works-
Hotshot: *calmly letting a disgruntled Medix bury himself into his chest*
Recruits: Loki is noobmaster69
Whirl: That. Was. Wholesome.
Hotshot and Wedge: THAT'S AMERICA'S ASS.
Hoist: *quietly* that is America's Ass.
Recruits: *crying at that scene*
Recruits: F*CKING THANOS-
Recruits: *going apeshit at Cap's scene*
Captain America: Avengers!
Recruits: *do the thing do the thing!!!*
Captain America: Assemble.
Recruits:
Recruits, as Cap Marvel gets power stoned out of the movie:
B Y E
Tony: and I...
Recruits: *leaning in close in anticipation*
Tony: Am...
Recruits: *edge of their seats*
Tony: Iron Man.
Recruits:
Medix: Hotshot?
Hotshot: yeah?
Medix: *through tears* I love you 3000
Hotshot: *tacklekisses him to the floor*
Wedge: oh come on guys not on the floor I just waxed it-
After the marathon
Recruits: now what?
Hotshot: *loud gasp* SPIDER-MAN: FAR FROM HOME IS COMING OUT SOON!
Recruits: *C H E E R I N G*
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