(COMPLETED!!! THERE IS A SEQUEL BOOK. NO MORE ASKS OR DARES WILL BE TAKEN FROM HERE!! PLEASE READ THIS BEFORE READING THE SEQUEL)
Ask or Dare (almost) anything!
***Some foul language***
A/N: Some answers may be based on my own opinions but interpret...
TaliaWantsFantasies dares: Scorch, wearhigh heels and quote a bunch of lines from the Bee Movie to Wedge for an entire day.
Scorch, the second the heels go on: According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.
Wedge: babe go back to sleep it's 3AM-
*that morning*
Scorch: *finger guns at his bf* looking sharp.
Wedge: *flashes his fangs* thanks
*during breakfast*
Scorch: -a perfect report card. All B's!
Wedge: what-
*a few minutes later*
Scorch: well, Adam, today we are men.
Wedge: uh-
Hotshot: *getting the joke* we are!
Scorch: bee-men
Hothsot: amen!
Both: HALLELUJAH!
*out of nowhere during study hall*
Scorch, to Wedge: you have got to think BEE, my friend.
Wedge: *what the fuck*
*at lunch*
Scorch: *high heel kick onto the table in front of Wedge* ya like jazz?
Wedge: STOP-
*later*
Scorch: *casually chatting with Medix about the heels until he's sees Wedge walking with Hotshot* black and yellow-
Hotshot: hello!
Wedge: *he's so confused*
*later*
Scorch, looking at a photo of Mayor Luskey: this is your queen? That's a guy in women's clothes! That's a "drag" queen!
Wedge: *gotta admit, he laughed despite not understanding the quote*
*later*
Scorch: *walking into Wedge's room with his heels and a sweater on, trying to look sexy* my sweater is Ralph Lauren, and I have no pants.
Scorch: *after getting rejected due to finals week* WHY IS YOGURT NIGHT SO DIFFICULT?!
*later at the pool*
Scorch: *laying in a floatie with sunglasses on*
Wedge: *at the edge* babe, what is going on?
Scorch: *drops down sunglasses a bit to show optics* I gotta start thinking bee?
*later*
Scorch: *leaning onto Wedge's chair* have you ever been stung, Mr. Sting?
Wedge: *eventually chasing after him* GIVE ME THOSE HEELS.
Scorch: *faceplants since he hasn't quite figured out how to walk in heels yet*
*later, as Wedge is in the time-out corner*
Scorch: FREE THE BEES! FREE THE BEES! FREE THE BE-
Wedge: *throws Medix at him*
*not even two seconds later*
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*after a day*
Scorch: *takes off the heels at record speeds*
Hoist: *almost got decapitated by a flying heel*
Scorch: DARE COMPLETE! Now I gotta go visit my mechfriend in the medbay, SEE YA! *dashes out as the camera turns off*
