(COMPLETED!!! THERE IS A SEQUEL BOOK. NO MORE ASKS OR DARES WILL BE TAKEN FROM HERE!! PLEASE READ THIS BEFORE READING THE SEQUEL)
Ask or Dare (almost) anything!
***Some foul language***
A/N: Some answers may be based on my own opinions but interpret...
LoveYou787982 dares: I dare everyone to FaceTime/Zoom/Skype any member they want but they must be human or bot.
Medix: *sitting in her lab* you all can guess who's gonna call me fir-
Hotshot, from down the hall: *audibly on FaceTime* WASSSSSSSSAAAAAAAAAPPPP
Wedge, from the other end of the hall: *also audibly on FaceTime* WASSSSSSSSSAAAAAAAAAA-
Hotshot: AAAAHHHHHHHH
Wedge: AHHHH-
Hotshot: *gets decked with a wrench when he passes by Medix's lab, Wedge laughing his ass off over FaceTime*
*later*
Medix: *sees an incoming Skype from an unknown user* *answers*
Scorch: *over Skype* heyy-
Medix: *ends the call*
*later*
Whirl: *over FaceTime* oh honey no...
Medix: *looking at her through FaceTime as she wears the same clown wig Chase wore in Season 1 of RB* hey clown college is super cheap this time of year!
Whirl: *facepalming* trust me, you don't belong there...
Medix: hey I'm a clown for thinking Hotshot would FaceTime me first!
Whirl: *snaps to attention* he didn't??
Medix: nope! He called Wedge instead!
Whirl: *sets her phone down* hang on babe (girl slang just go with it) I'll handle this.
*3 minutes later, after some roughhousing*
Medix: *gets a FaceTime from Hotshot and pees herself laughing*
Clownshot: *not amused as he has a full face of clown makeup on and has a red wig, also wearing a big red nose*
Whirl: *honks the nose*
Clownshot: *swats her servo away* STOP THAT.
Whirl: DO IT.
Hotshot: *in a higher pitched, nasally voice* hi welcome to Chili's.
Medix: *falls off her chair she can't breathe*
*later*
Whirl: *in the middle of a FaceTime in her room*
Hoist: *walks in, looking ready for some "fun"* hey~
Whirl: *turns around to reveal who she's talking to* hey honey! Wanna say hi to my parents?
Bumbleblurr: *oh don't worry, they saw the look*
Hoist: *has already left Earth*
*later*
Medix: *over FaceTime* you're not funny.
Wedge: *on other end* oh I think I'm hilarious.
Medix: give him back!
Wedge: he invited himself in!
Medix: *as Hotshot's "you dragged me" was ignored* don't make me do it...
Wedge: do what? Throw your heel at me?
Medix, from down the hall: MR. FLAPPY!!!
*Academy starts rumbling*
Hotshot: *to Wedge* oh God...
Wedge: no. Don't tell me-
Hotshot: *as thousands of bats bust into Wedge's room* THE BATS.
Wedge:
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Bats: *two groups section off to mess with Wedge and the other to take Hotshot back to his fiancée*
Medix: *smirking as Mr. Flappy is seated on her shoulder, watching Hotshot be brought over to her in her lab* your dad is going to kill me.
Hotshot: *as Heatwave loses his fucking mind way on the other side of the Academy* I don't doubt that.
*later*
Recruits: *all get together on a Zoom call*
Medix: *answers and is seen in a barn, cleaning up after cattle* Wedge I swear to God if-
Wedge: tipped any cows yet?
Medix: Hotshot, I will bond with you tonight if you go bodyslam Wedge.
Hotshot: *has already left his room, yelling out* HELL YEAHHHHHHH
Wedge: *is shortly bodyslammed by his bro*
Hotshot: *on Wedge's cam* NO TAKEBACKS!
Medix, immediately: I smell like cow manure.
Hotshot: AND I SMELL LIKE WEDGE, WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE?
Wedge: HEY-
Recruits: *the council agrees*
Medix: *realizes what this means* wait-
Hotshot: I SAID NO TAKEBACKS!
*spoiler. Medix took it back*
*Hotshot was not happy and cuddled Wedge that night*
A/N: damn this part gave off such RBA RP (No OCs) vibes
(Only those who are in the RBANerds Community (thanks for 100+ members btw!) Know what I'm talking about :p)
