(COMPLETED!!! THERE IS A SEQUEL BOOK. NO MORE ASKS OR DARES WILL BE TAKEN FROM HERE!! PLEASE READ THIS BEFORE READING THE SEQUEL)
Ask or Dare (almost) anything!
***Some foul language***
A/N: Some answers may be based on my own opinions but interpret...
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Medix: *turns toward her beloved uncles* uncles!
Ratchet: *has a sudden idea and whispers it in her audio*
Medix: *giggling* oh my god.
Ratchet: well, go on then!
Medix: *knowing high and well Hotshot is hiding in the vents* Hotshot?!?!?! Why in the WORLD did you not tell me that you were my COUSIN?!?!?!
Hotshot: *voice echoing in the vents* I'M WHAT-
Hotshot: *falls out of the vents*
Ratchet: *wheezing as he whispers in Optimus's audio*
OP: *snorts loudly as he tries not to laugh*
Medix: *helps Hotshot up* well I hope you have a good explanation! I can't believe I've been dating my cousin this whole time!! And to think I wanted to have sparklings with you!
Hotshot:
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Medix: yes, you, you moron *sighs heavily* great, now we've gotta figure out where it's legal to marry your cousin...
Hotshot: *gibberish* I- wait- uh- hold on- wait- I- WHAT THE FUCK.
Medix: *bursts out laughing* alright I can't do this anymore!
OP&Ratchet: *laughing their afts off*
Hotshot: WAIT SO WE'RE NOT COUSINS????
Medix: *giggling as she cups his cheekplates* no, love *kisses him sweetly* besides, don't you know who your real parents are?
Hotshot: no... they abandoned me when I was a newspark.
*dead silence*
Medix: *immediately takes the camera and turns it off*