57642re asks:
Ratchet did you know about your nephew's sex tape? (Referring to Dare #49)
Ratchet:
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Wedge: *nonchalantly pulls out the video from Primus knows where and walks out of the room to let Ratchet watch*
Ratchet, when he finishes the video:
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*later*
Hotshot: *walking into his room*
Ratchet, sitting on a chair and holding something: hello, Hotshot.
Hotshot:
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Ratchet: why don't you sit down. Let's chat for a little while, maybe even get to know each other more.
Hotshot, nervously: yeah I'd love to but I've really got to do this important thing-
Ratchet: it can wait.
Hotshot: but it can definitely wait, sir!
Ratchet: great! Now sit.
Hotshot: *immediately sits down*
Ratchet: so. I've finally been asked something rather interesting- put that phone down and look at me when I speak to you.
Hotshot: *was trying to see what the Ask was but yeets his phone away* yes sir!!
Ratchet: so I've been asked if I've seen a certain video about you and my beloved nephew doing something rather... intimate.
Hotshot: *nervous sweating*
Ratchet: Wedge was more than happy to show me what the video was. And oh... it was intimate.
Hotshot: *pretty sure his spark has stopped working*
Ratchet: so, I've got one question to ask you.
Hotshot: y-yes s-sir...?
Ratchet: do you like being alive?
Hotshot: .....yes?
Ratchet, pulling out a shotgun:
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Not even a second later:
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Medix: don't you DARE think about killing my husband.
Ratchet: you're not even married.
Medix: you're right! *carries his frightened hubby away from sunshine* you're not invited to the wedding!
Ratchet: *old man noise* I'll kill him someday...
Medix, in the background: NEVER GONNA HAPPEN WHILE I'M STILL AROUND!
Ratchet: *more old man noises*
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