Never let them take you alive // Adopted by Frerard

7

(im too lazy to write about her night rn lmao)
I smile to myself as we exit the restaurant. We all get into our separate cars, going back to 'our' house. Mikey, somehow, ended up in our car, so it was fun with him, too.
"So, aren't I the best Uncle ever?" Mikey laughs. I smile, and we all burst out laughing.
"Hey, Mikes! Don't you dare favor my child" Gerard jokingly says.
"You have your own, y'know" Frank continues.
"You guys are all lunatics" I remark. Everyone shares their joyous laughs, before we're back at the house. Ray, Kristin and Christa are not far behind. They follow after us, and we all enter the warm home. We're submerged by cushions and couches as we browse for shows and movies. I ended up on my phone, texting the madlads I call my friends.

((lol skip this it has ALMOST nothing to do with the story line))

Nova
Hey

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Hi

Nova
Hey

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Hi

Nova
Hey

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Hi

Nova
Hey

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Hi

Nova
Hey

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Hi

Kaia
FFS STOP BLOWING UP MY MOTHERFUCKING PHONE

Nova
There's something else thats abt to be blown lmao

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omg nova wtf

Nova
how was dinner?

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definitely not average, to put it lightly

Kaia
spill the tea

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its coming in hot and fast, if i do say so myself

Nova
HOT AND FAST ONSHSHSHSKSSHAJHSBS

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OMFG NOVA SHUT UPPPP

Kaia
tea, now.

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well, ya boi got a small family now

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i was adopted by two gay dads :ok_hand:

Kaia
:suprised_pikachu.jpeg:

Nova
you sipped the tea, and you gotta spill s'more of it

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the tea is hot enough as it is, i gtg to bed anyways

Kaia
bye

Nova
bye

((lol story line shit over))

I look up from my illuminated phone screen to see everyone fast asleep on the couch. I roll my eyes, getting up. I quietly tip-toe to couch, mustering numerous blankets from under a pillow. I lay them over top everyone, each getting their own blanket where they sit. I turn off the tv, and walk to my room.

I slowly close the door, getting ready for another night. And by that, I mean playing more Minecraft.

(next day)

I wake up with my phone on my face, I unlock it to reveal the minecraft world I have made. It was complete and utter shit, but what can you do? I'm on mobile when pc / actual gaming consoles are superior. I take a quick shower, getting changed into whatever was around. I floofed thy hair and fucked around with makeup. Once I thought I looked socially acceptable, I exited my room. I go downstairs, seeing Gerard on the couch watching Mean Girls. I walk over to the couch, and to my surprise, he hasn't noticed me. Take a seat next to him, before he jumps in shock.
"Holy fuck- when did you get here" He reacts
"What do you mean 'holy fuck', you adopted me like 1 week ago" I sass. He takes a deep breath. The only words that calmly come out of his mouth are:

"Heck you"
"No cussing in my minecraft server watch your motherfucking profanity" I snap back at him. His face playfully scrunches up.
"No you"
I feel my heart starting to obliterate. Everything I've ever kniwn and loved slipped from my very fingertips. The sensation of the 5 letters has sunken into my brain. How could he do this to me?! I attempt to grasp for a comeback in due time, but then I remembered. I reach into my pocket.
"Hah! You have activated my trap card!" I announce. His eyes go wide.
"No- you don't mean-" He stammers. I smirk and nod. I pull out my blue card- the UNO reverse card. He dramatically falls and dies instantaneously.

"You mere fool!" I exclaim victoriously. I shoots up, gasping for air.
"I have one final move" He exhales. I gasp.
"You have to start going to school next month." His final words linger. I shudder.
"How could you be so damn cruel?!" I croak, pretending to die.
"Y'know pretending to be dead isn't going to stop me from carrying your dead body to school" He states
"Not my fault if the police question you about it" I say
"You're not dead though" He rolls his eyes. I smile. mmmm sweetie not yet.

I get up, thinking about the whole stupid scene Gerard and I have created.