That first day that I saw u guyz walkin into da school I was like. YAAAAA THEY BE ME FRIENDSSSSSS. Then later on u guyz were like, "ya that tree is gonna be important in our lives."
I was like... YASSSSSSSSSSS!
I had had a horrible life so far. My mom (Philberta) had recently died. Then my dad started ignoring me. I don't even really know his name. But I do got some tree friends like Phill. And PHILLIS Jr. And leaf. They're all related. They're mom thought that I was a superstar so she named Phill and PHILLIS Jr. after me. Then they didn't care enough about Leaf to give him a nice name.
So ya den me fwiendsssss were like ya dat tree should be named Phillis The Friend and again I was like YAAAAASSSSSSSS
