26th day
Dan's POV
6:54 am
Just woke up! Sarap food ko! Corned beeeeef
Tawagan ko nga muna if ever na gising na yung babaeng yun.
*ring ring ring*
She answered my call.
[ PHONE CALL ]
Dan: Good Morning
Savannah: Kumakain ako ngayon. Ikaw?
Dan: Ako rin, ano ulam mo?
Savannah: Pandesal ang kinakain ko. You?
Dan: Corned beeeeef.
Savannah: Ah. I think Felicia wants to come?
"Oh, that b*tch."
Dan: Yeah, but ayokong kasama siya.
Savannah: Why?
Dan: Ayoko lang.
"Ayokong isama siya. Manggugulo lang yun.
Yung malanditerang yun."
Savannah's POV
Dan: Ayoko lang.
Savannah: Okay. Ligo lang ako!
Dan: Bye, see you later. I love you.
Savannah: Okay, byeee.
[ END OF PHONE CALL ]
*May nagbukas ng pinto*
Felicia: Savannah! I'm here! I'm joini--
Savannah: --Did Dan wants you to come?
Felicia: Yes!! Dan wants me to come.
"What?"
Savannah: Ahhhhh??
Felicia: Yeah, crazy right? *ngiting aso*
Savannah: Haha.
"Dan? Akala ko ba...."
Felicia: I'm so very excited!
Savannah: He said he doesn't want you to come?
"HAHA! PRANGKAHAN EH NU XD"
Felicia: No! Actually, he really wants to be with me.
Savannah: ..
Felicia: For the rest of the night.
"Kadiri naman tong babaeng to. Mag-s'short na nga lang parang panty pa. You'll wear that short, at damit na kita ang tiyan mo. At kita pa kuyukot mo!? Short na nga, short pa!"
7:54 am
*beep beep*
Dan and the others are here na.
Dan: Savannah! Stay beside me.
Savannah: Okay.
Nasa sulok kame ni Dan.. Then si Felicia naman katabi ko.. Boset.
Dan: Why is she he--
Felicia: You wanted me to come. Aren't you?
Dan: And why would I let you come with us?
Felicia: Oh Dan, stop your sh*ts. I know you want me to come. You're just lying.
"Tang ina?"
Dan: T*ng ina mo!
Felicia: What did you said?
Dan: I said I want you to come.
Felicia: I knew it..
Dan: *pabulong* Eeeew.
"Felicia is an American. She can't understand tagalog. So pwede ko siyang murahin araw araw XD"
Nung nagb'biyahe na kami. May nadaanan kaming store..
Jerry: Who wants to buy food?
Felicia: Me!
Jerry: Go ahead. *Pabulong* B*tch.
Felicia: What do you want?
Them: ....
Nung bumibili ng food si Felicia..
Max: That girl was so flirty. I saw her messages and I heard their conversation awhile ago.
Jack: She's flirting with Dan!
Dan: Just left her there! Let us go! This is our chance!
Jack: MALANDITERA!!
Max: Tara na, let's go guys.
Jerry: Savannah, are you okay?
Savannah: I am so freakin' OKAY!
Jack: Quick! Before she gets back!
Max: Oh my--
Felicia: Hey! I bought our food!
Jack: K! Just shut the f*ck up!
8:36 am
Savannah: Dan, I think I need to pee. Naiihi na ako subra.
Dan: Hey! Jerry! She wants to go to the bathroom.
Jerry: Okay, wait.
*Jerry parked the car*
Dan: I'll go with y--
Felicia: No! Just let her go alone.
Dan: Fu--
Felicia: No Dan. Don't come.
I texted Dan...
[ MESSAGE ]
"Listen to her..." -Savannah
Dan: What the f*ck?
"I think I need to vommit!? What the?"
After a few minutes.. Pupunta na ako sa car. Dan and Felicia was at the corner of the van.
Savannah: Felicia, excuse me...
Imbis na si Felicia uusod para magkatabi kami ni Dan. EH MAS LALO PA SIYANG SUMUKSOK KAY DAN! KAINIS NA AH. Makaupo na nga lang!!
Savannah: Excuse me Felicia.
Felicia: There's another space! Sit there -,-
Savannah: TABE! *pasigaw*
Felicia: What!?
Savannah: MALANDI!
Felicia: What!? Dan, look. She's yelling at me!
Dan: What the f---!? You're so gross Felicia!
Savannah: Ayus lang yan. Punyeta.
Mamaya maya, nakatulog si Dan. Tapos sumandal si Felicia at nakakapit sa braso ni Dan? WOW AH!? Kayo ba!?
Max: Savannah, are you okay??
Savannah: YESSS! *sarcastic*
Max: Are you sure?
Savannah: YEAH! But if I don't have any patience and kindness, I'll kill that beech.
"Kinalat ang kalandian! LANTARAN E!"
Dan: *nagising na* OY! STAY AWAY FROM ME!
Savannah: Dan..
Dan: I didn't do anything!
Felicia: What's wrong with you!?
Dan: Eeeew!! B*tch!
Hinila ako ni Dan at lumipat kami ng pwesto.. Si Max ang katabi ko.
After one hour, nandito na kame....
10 am
Max: How many are we?
Savannah: 6.
Dan: One room is not enough.
Jack: Savannah, Dan, Max, Jerry, and me are on the other room. While Felicia is on the other one -,-
Felicia: No! Max, Dan, and I are on the other room while Jack, Jerry, and Savannah are on the other one!
Dan: I don't want to sleep with you. I'd rather f*cking die.
Max: Yeah Felicia, ME TOO.
Felicia: Why--
Savannah: Seriously guys, JUST STOP THIS ARGUMENT!
Dan: Yeah, ONE ROOM IS F*CKING ENOUGH!
"Ang CAT TEA!"
Nung nasa room na kami.. Max, Dan and I were at the same room and the same bed... While Felicia is on the floor. She wants to sleep with Dan.. -,-
Saan kayo nakakita ng ganung babae? Yung tipong lalandiin nya ang mahal mo sa harap mo. Eh ayaw naman ni Dan sa kanya. ATA. Yun lang
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