A Normal Conversation

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Inspired by the creepypasta voice over comic because why the hell not.

173 walks through some hallways, looking for D-bois. After some time he walks through a set of doors and ends up in the big room with the four-way interception. In the room, he saw 682. 682 wasn't doing anything at all, which pizzled 173. In fact, it looked like he was in a trance.

"Um. 682? You okay there, buddy?" 173 asked as they walk closer to him.

"Is masturbating while smoking weed called Masterblazing?" 682 asked without looking away from the wall in front of him.

173 chuckled. "Nah, it's called weed-whacking.

682 became wide-eyed. He slowly looked at the statue and started chuckling. "Nice."

All of a sudden 106 came out of the wall behind them. "Guys, no. It's called HighJacking."

The three SCPs burst out laughing. 682 responding with 'Good one' and 173 saying 'lol.

As the three were laughing, 079 casually strolled past them saying, "No. It's called Disappointing your mother." No other comment was made as he kept walking and disappeared into a different hallway.

The fun and humor that the three SCPs had has died and they now felt  disappointed in themselves.

173 snickered. "Gee. Thanks a lot, 079."


New story is taking a while to write so have this instead until it's done. A new book will be coming out some time this month so updates for this book will take a little longer. But not too long. Thank you. :)

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