"I SAID NO CHAINSAWS!" Screamed Dr. Rights at the one and only Dr. Bright.
Dr. Bright holds the chainsaw with one hand and has the other firmly tight around the starter; ready to pull it so he can start it. "Oh come on! I'm dealing with a very dangerous SCP here."
"Number one, you are just going to be here in the study room WATCHING over the SCP. And Number two, you're being put with SCP-049-j. What the fuck is so dangerous about him!? He's just the most stupidest SCP in the facility." She stops for a moment and sees Dr. Bright slowly pulling the string so he wouldn't alarm her. "Being put with the most stupidest doctor in the facility." She whispers the last part.
"He's just fooling you! One minute he'll be ramming his head against the window, the next he'll be gutting you alive."
"That's not fooling anyone. That is literally what he does every day. 90% of the time acting like a real bird. Not o mention he's a moron. Now give me the chainsaw or we'll be adding another rule to the list."
Dr. Bright hugs the chainsaw.
"Bright."
"But it's my baby."
"Briiiiight."
"I need it to live."
"What you need is the spanking that you're mother never gave you! Now give me the god damn chainsaw or I'll take away your unicorn plushy and give it to 106! You know damn well how much he hates unicorns!"
"NO! NOT MR. SPRINKLEOT THE THIRD!"
"Then give it to me!"
Dr. Bright reluctantly gave Dr. Rights the chainsaw. "Goodbye, my love." He gave it one last kiss before Dr. Rights yanked it away.
She starts walking towards the exit. "Good luck. I'll come back to tell you when it's over."
Dr. Bright sighs and sits on the swirly chair. "Looks like it's just me and you, huh Jay?"
"MmmmMMMMmmmmmMMMmmmm Yes! Indeed, my good sir! Bwuack!" Responds the Plague doctor.
Dr. Bright once again sighed and slumped down on the chair. Then he got an idea. "Hey wanna watch some Neko hentai while we wait."
"Is it educational?"
"Uuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhh yeah, sure. You can say that. I mean it is basically anatomy."
"MMMMmmmmmmmmmMMMMMMmmmmm okay!"
So Dr. Bright mysteriously took out his laptop from behind his back and face it so both he and Jay could see it while Jay was still in the other room.
Bonus
"NIKO NIKO NI! NIKO NIKO NI! NIKO NIKO NI!" Jay kept repeating that over and over again.
"What the fuck, Bright! What did you do?" Asked Dr. Clef. Dr. Rights sent him to go tell Bright that it was lunchtime but now came to see SCP-049-j saying some weird Japanese shit.
"We watched some hentai for a little bit and then decided to show him some anime." Said Dr. Bright.
"Jesus fucking Christ what is wrong with you."
Jay slammed his face against the window. "AYAYAY!"
I am so sorry.
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SCP Short Stories
Short StoryThis book contains short stories of SCPs, researchers, guards, etc. These stories will be about their times at the facility, lives before or after the SCPs were captured, beginnings of untold stories from interviews, or anything that comes to mind...
