SCP Short Stories

A moron

"What the Hell is this?" Able points at the SCP moron looking plague doctor known as SCP-049-J who is currently squatting and pecking the floor with his beak.

Cain strokes his chin and looks at the SCP in front of him. "I think it's an SCP."

"Well no shit, but what is it?" Able was starting to get annoyed.

"A bird, maybe?"

"Well, it does look and act like one. But this is no bird. Birds are mighty creatures of the wild who battle for resources. But this," he pauses and looks at Jay jumping up and flapping its arms chanting, 'I am the cure!'. "This is just pathetic."

Cain slowly nods his head. "Kinda reminds me of 049 with the mask, don't you think?"

"Well at least he's civilized. And a worthy opponent."

"MmmmmmMMMMMmmmmmm! Your stomach has bumps! You have the diseases!" Jay points at Able menacingly.

Able is a bit offended. "What did you say to me you sack of shit?"

Nervous laughter leaves Cain's lips. He walks over to his brother and holds him back by his shoulder. "Now let's all stay calm. I'm sure it's a misunderstanding. It probably doesn't know what it's saying."

Jay digs into his satchel and takes out a long crowbar. "I am the true cure! I will cure you!"

"Are you trying to engage in battle with me!?" Able takes out a giant, red sword and tries to escape Cain's grip who now had both his arms around him.

"Um. Let's all relax. Won't we? Maybe we can talk this through?" Cain tries to smile in hopes things will turn around and no one will get hurt. Which is very unlikely since Able is part of this.

"JAY! What are you doing!?"

The three SCP's turn their heads to the right and sees the real Plague Doctor.

"Oh thank God you're here." Cain sighs a breath of relief.

At the moment that everyone was distracted, Jay swung the crowbar towards Able's head and hit him right above the ear. Able, not really affected physically, slowly looked at Jay with the most frightening and menacing glare anyone has ever seen.

"You will pay for that!" Able charges towards Jay. Jay drops the crowbar and screams while running away.

Right as Cain was about to go after them, 049 placed a hand on his shoulder to stop him. "Let them. He deserves it."

Cain gave him a weary look. "So, um, who was that?"

"That was SCP-049-J. He was transferred back here a while ago. He usually comes and goes so it's no surprise you don't know him. He is a complete moron, though. I hate him. He is a disgrace."

"Okay. So him acting like that is normal?"

"Unfortunately."

In the distance, they can still hear their screaming. It is unknown if Able managed to get to Jay or not. Some say it was most likely not because he has a way of escaping many situations.