SCP Short Stories

Scared Sh*tless

Requested by @Pupcakemon 

"SPACE UNICORNS! SOARING THROUGH THE STARS! DELIVERING THE RAINBOWS ALL AROUND THE WORLD!" Sang the children and Mask. Yup that's right. 035 found a memory of the full lyrics of Space Unicorn and decided to share it to all the little SCP children in the facility. All that could talk, sang, and those who could not, like 191 and 2118, clapped their hands and moved their heads to the beat. 

All of them were sitting in a circle with 035 holding a ukulele(you know exactly where he got it). 049 sat opposite of 035 with 134 on his lap, 590 sitting next to him on his right, and 2118 on his left. Though he didn't really want to be here, he was happy to see all the little children having a fun time. 

What was originally going on was 049 was reading children books to all the children SCPs in the facility just for entertainment until 035 came in yelling he learned a new song. So much for 'The Very Hungry Caterpillar'. 

"SPACE UNICORN! SHINING IN THE NIGHT! SMILES AND HUGS FOREVER ALL"

"WILL YOU ALL SHUT UP!" Said Larry as he crawled out of the floor. "Can't you all sing something else!?"

035 snickered at the rusted SCP. " Well, aren't you a party pooper." he said, causing all the children to laugh. 

The mask's comment made 106 snarled, causing the children to stop laughing.

"What is the matter?" Asked 049. "Why are you acting like this? Towards the children, any less."

106 rubbed his temples. "Look. I don't mean to act like this towards the kids but I really don't want them to sing that song. Can't you sing something else?"

"What's wrong with this song?" asked 040. 

"It's about unicorns." 106 fully stood on his own two feet. "And there's nothing more in this world that I hate, than unicorns. So will you please sing something else?"

049 sighed. "Alright children, it's time to sing something else."

"Aww!"
"Noooooo!"
"I don't want to."
"Whyyyyyy!?" 

All the children whined and protested; including 035. 

"Great. Now if you'll excuse me," 106 began sinking to the floor. "I'll be taking a nap." Once he disappeared completely 035 started to chuckle darkly.

049 noticed. "Oh no. Please no. What ever it is you are about to do, don't do it."

"Hey kids, wanna do something fun?" All the kids yelled yes or nodded their heads. 

Because of this, 049 grabbed the cross around his neck and said while looking up, "Oh lord of mine, please give me strength for what this idiotic mask is about to do."

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"This is a horrible idea." said 049 as he's currently holding 56 small unicorn plushies. The children were also holding plushies in their arms and wouldn't stop giggling at what they were about to do.

"Shh! Be quiet." 035 slides the key card into the slot and the door opens. Inside the room was a cozy bed and on that cozy bed was a sleeping Radical Larry. "Now, let's put this plan to motion, shall we?"

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Do you ever feel so calm and relaxed in your dreams that you never wish to wake up and if you do you immediately go back to sleep? That's what's been happening. Many times Larry woke up to some kind of small noice but then he immediately went back to sleep.  What he didn't know was that while he was asleep, 035 was carefully placing unicorn plushies around and on-top of him. 

After the last one was placed, 035 creeped back towards the door and excited the chamber, closing the door behind him. 

He chuckles darkly. "Now we wait." 

SCP-040 raised her hand to catch the mask's attention.

"Yes?"

The little girl placed her hand down and looked up at him innocently. "How long do we have to wait?"

"Oh!" 035 looked at his invisible watch on his left wrist. "Only one minute."

"035 this is a horrible idea." said the only responsible and reasonable SCP in the group. "We need to end this. This will end badly and I don't mean just for 106. You will be in a lot of trouble."

"Relax. What's the worst that could happen?"

Just when 049 was about to answer, a piercing scream broke out. Not a girlish one. One that would come out of an old man who's slowly loosing his voice but has some sort of cold. 

All the children giggled and laughed. 035 opened the door and in there 106 is on the floor, desperately trying to kick away all the plushies around him. Finally he got up and looked towards 035 who was laughing his host's ass off. 

He stopped screaming. He become so angry it looked like steam was coming out of his ears.

"YOU!"

"Ha ha. Oh shit."