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The story of Timothy and the potato

There once was a boy named Timothy McGregor. You might be all thinking why in bloody hell would I read a story about a boy and a potato,because this is all I could think of.
So onto the story, so the boy was in the forest playing like any other child was doing before electronics where created and he saw a nymph (a fairy for those who have no knowledge outside of fortnite and the telly). He slowly aproached the nymph. To his bewilderment when he finally reached the nymph it was the most beautiful creature he laid his eyes on her luscious soft hair. He called onto her "oh beautiful fair maiden may I ever see thy face could you turn around and show your ever lasting beauty?"
Then he heard a male voice call out "Who calls me fair maiden thou I am a man and for insulting me greatly I shall curse thee with a root for assuming my gender "

And with a zip and a zap the nymph gave a potato.

"Return this potato to me in 6 days take care of it and thy shall be rewarded with a fair maiden and if you don't you shall be cursed for every maiden ye lay eyes on will hate you for eternity not including your mother because thats just sad."

So Timothy took great care of it for 6 days and returned to the nymph.

"Well done child you took care of it yet not loved it I will grant you a maiden but its not as ye expects because ye hated a potato how can ye not charish something simple as a potato so,how can ye cherish a maiden so ye shall recieve a toy maiden"

So the nyphm threw a doll at Timothy. So Timothy grabed the doll and went home.

(To be continued)